Comments | kokopellinelli: Barry the Sea Worm

kokopellinelli

Barry the Sea Worm

Apr 13, 2009 23:41

I read this article a couple weeks ago, and all I can say is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGH.

Huge Sea Worm Captured in Britain.

Guys, I'm pasting the text under a cut, but you need to click that link. The picture they have there of "Barry" will scar you for life, I'm not joking.

( For the wussies who don't want to see Barry in all his creepy-ass glory... )

article, scary, gross

Comments 5

There's just so many places to go with this... chaosvizier April 14 2009, 12:29:06 UTC

1. "Giant Worm Attacks Tang". Welcome to the dating scene of the new millennium.

2. Giant Sea Worm - bristled for your displeasure!

3. "I've got your giant sea worm RIGHT HERE."

4. Hookers Bait Worm; Get Eaten.

5. Actually, I think I saw Barry star in his own Japanese tentacle porn anime. This, of course, should surprise no one.

6. Ok, fair is fair, he is pretty creepy-looking. Especially with the two big hook-mandible thingies. Yowza!

Re: There's just so many places to go with this... kokopellinelli April 14 2009, 17:02:10 UTC

My favorite is #4...I think that should have been the title of the article.

#2 scares me, and yes, those mandible things on his front are super-creepy.

Also, the glutton apparently devoured the fish hooks right along with the bait. Finally, staffers spotted the tropical worm, which bit through a 20-pound fishing line...no. Just, no. NO SIRREE, DO NOT WANT.

I need a horrified-looking icon.

malimar April 16 2009, 01:46:49 UTC

Aw, he's cute!

kokopellinelli April 16 2009, 05:09:05 UTC

*shudder*

Apparently, you and I have very different definitions of "cute." I think most things with only 2-4 legs are cute. Not knocking the multi-pods, you understand, but if I ever came face-to-face with that thing, I'd probably pee my pants.

(I almost typed "mants." I don't know what those are.)

malimar April 16 2009, 13:14:13 UTC

I always used to want a pet lobster.