i can has surgically grafted permanent facepalm?

[kohii_temple]

This woman has problems. Her boyfriend is an asshole.

This girl seriously believes that getting plastic surgery to look like Jessica Alba will help her get back together with her ex.To quote her: "I'm not only doing it for my ex-boyfriend, but for myself. I am a psychologically weak person. I want to do something to challenge myself and build a

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[cousinshelley]

Oy freaking vey.

I would hope that the surgeons are all upstanding and reputable and would refuse the surgery. Don't cosmetic surgery patients have to go through some kind of psychological testing like sex-change patients do?

Given that it changes your entire appearance, I would HOPE there some sort of screening process.

BUILDING SELF-ESTEEM. UR DOIN IT WRONG.

HAHA!

I love that she doesn't want to lose the boyfriend who made her wear a wig and makeup like Jessica Alba. Honey, you never had him.

What will she do when the new starlet that catches his eye come along. Have her Jessica Alba face erased?

*shakes head and brain*

[kohii_temple]

You're absolutely right about the screening process. Wanting to look like the Zombie Apocalypse with all that botox and face chiseling requires some serious brain testing.

"What will she do when the new starlet that catches his eye come along. Have her Jessica Alba face erased?"

The irony will probably be the ex truly falling in love with and marrying a girl who has never had any procedure done on her face because he has finally learned to appreciate natural beauty.

If that happens, someone ought to teach "Ms. Jessica Alba" how to do this to her ex.: