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One Shots
Title: Coincidence?
Fandom(s): TVXQ, Red vs. Blue
Pairing(s): Jung Yunho/Lavernius Tucker
Length: Drabble
Genre: Romance
Warning(s): None apply
Rating: T
Additional Tags: Trans male character, pregnant trans male character, crossover
Summary: This is an outtake from the still-being-written Red vs. Cyan, a story where Tucker and Yunho somehow fall clumsily in love. Inspired by a recent episode of RvB.
01A/N: Red vs. Cyan is still being written, so just enjoy this tiny glimpse into the relationship between a very cracky/unlikely couple.
Title: The Sleepless Effect
Fandon(s): TVXQ
Pairing(s): HoMin
Length: One Shot
Genre: Smut; Romance
Warning(s): Cursing
Rating: NC17
Disclaimer: I highly doubt that Shim Changmin would willingly be owned by anyone.
Summary: A week ago, Changmin would have never guessed that he'd be here.
A/N: Just porn with some plot, really.
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Title: Woes of the Unwanted
Pairing: YooMin; HoMin; YunJae
Length: Oneshot
Genre: Angst; Romance; Drama
Warning(s): Mentions of Rape, Cursing
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Oh, please.
Summary: When Changmin wakes up in Yoochun's bed after the night of his confession, it is only the beginning of his troubles. What really takes the cake, if things weren't bad enough already, is that Changmin is beginning to remember things about that night. Things that aren't so pleasant. Aren't so consensual. Was he... Was he raped?
A/N: Hurt/comfort non-detailed smut.
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Title: Run Down, Beat Me. Rise Up, Save Me.
Pairing: YunJae
Length: Oneshot
Genre: Romance; Angst; Humor
Warning(s): Physical abuse, Cursing
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I don't have enough time to babysit five grown men.
Summary: “A pet's a pet, Jung.” He wasn't supposed to walk into his dorm room to find his roommate's pet tied up and gagged. But he did. He has to save him, doesn't he? He has to.
A/N: Jaejoong is tied to a bed. Polite but meaningful conversation ensues.
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Title: Stare
Pairing: Jung Yunho/Randy Harrison (America
actor); one-sided YunJae
Length: Oneshot
Genre: Romance (on Yunho's side); Angst (on Jaejoong's side)
Warning(s): One-Sided Angst, Cursing
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Can I have Randy?
Summary: When Jaejoong walks in Yunho, topless and lips locked with a blond foreigner about three years his junior, maybe his first thought should be about how the blond is a man; however, of all the questions popping into Jaejoong's mind, the first is how the hell Yunho learned enough English to bed an American-and the second is why he just can't look away.
A/N: Jung Yunho speaking in perfect English. If that thought doesn't turn you on, you are in the wrong place.
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Title: Text Message
Pairing: YunJae
Length: Oneshot
Genre: Romance
Warning(s): None
Rating: PG13
Disclaimer: Yeah. Not.
Summary: It's Yunho's wedding day, but everything comes to a standstill with Jaejoong's rather odd text: Do you ever think of Dangerous Love?
A/N: Yunho doesn't say a thing. I consider that an accomplishment.
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Title: Heaven's Hell
Pairing: YooMin; side YunJae
Length: Oneshot
Genre: Romance; Angst; Fluff
Warning(s): Teenage Angst, Cursing
Rating: PG15 for language and mentions of sex
Disclaimer: I do not own TVXQ, nor do I stake claim to any of the characters in this story.
Summary: Hell is to be treated as one treats fire. He makes you warm. Makes you smile. Makes you laugh. But don't let him consume you. He will fade the rest of the world away, until there is nothing but him. I need to move on. But he's persistent and sweet--oh, so sweet. He couldn't hurt a fly. But he hurts me. He'll never smile at me the way he smiles at her. I'm just Yunho's younger brother. Nothing more. And no one ever gets what they want in Hell.
A/N: An attempt at first person.
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Title: Their End
Pairing: YunJae
Length: Oneshot
Genre: Angst
Warning(s): Character Death, Cursing
Rating: PG13
Disclaimer: As if.
Summary: When loving someone who will never love you back; when being ripped from that someone and being the sole bearer of the agony; when the whole world is waiting for you to set things straight; when that one person still will not be yours-when is it too much?
A/N: Death.
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Title: Seven Days
Pairing: YunJae
Length: Oneshot
Genre: Romance; Smut
Warning(s): Cross-dressing, Cursing
Rating: NC17
Disclaimer: Don't make me laugh.
Summary: Is it possible to fall in love in seven days? After Yunho meets the same strange man every day of the same week, is it possible for him not to?
A/N: Sundresses and plaid skirts.
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Title: If You're Not The One
Pairing: YunJae
Length: Oneshot
Genre: Fluffy Angst; Song!fic
Warning(s): Pathological Inaccuracies
Rating: PG13
Disclaimer: This is kind of ridiculous.
Summary: It was finally too much for you, but before you could walk out the door, his voice stopped you with a song. Your song. His confession.
A/N: The song Jaejoong sings isn't mine. It's Daniel Bedingfield's.
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Title: Sunday Morning
Pairing: Yoochun-centric; Yunjae
Length: Ficlet
Genre: Fluff-ish
Warning(s): Cursing
Rating: PG13
Disclaimer: Just stop.
Summary: Yunho needs someone to confide in.
A/N: Kind of a minuscule, pathetic glimpse of what No More Secrets would become, yet completely different.
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Title: My Angel
Pairing: YunJae
Length: Oneshot
Genre: Fluff
Warning(s): None
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Yes, actually. They are mine.
Summary: I was your salvation.
A/N: Angels and orphans, from "me" to "you".
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Title: Piano Lessons
Pairing: YunJae
Length: Oneshot
Genre: Humor; Romance; Smut
Warning(s): Eccentric!Jaejoong, Cursing
Rating: NC17
Disclaimer: If this fanfiction ever comes to anything, you know where to find me.
Summary: Kim Jaejoong is renowned far and wide for his flawless compositions and musical ability. Beyond his eighty seven faceless classical albums, however, he is an enigma. The prodigy is a complete recluse. Has fan boy Jung Yunho really been offered piano lessons from his number one idol?
A/N: Did someone say "bipolar"?
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Title: A Little Flirting
Pairing: Min7en
Length: Oneshot
Genre: Humor; Smut
Warning(s): Cursing
Rating: NC17
Disclaimer: Nope.
Summary: Dongwook wants to see what makes the famous Changmin tick. Which pisses the maknae off. A lot.
A/N: I really like Se7en.
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Title: Memories...
Pairing: OT5
Length: Drabble
Genre: Humor; Remembered-Smut
Warning(s): Cursing
Rating: NC17
Disclaimer: Yun's mine.
Summary: "Grandpa, what was the craziest thing you did when you were the leader of Dong Bang Shin Ki?"
A/N: Don't ask, please. I was going through a phase.
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Double Shots
Title: The Interview
Pairing: YunJae
Length: Two Parts
Genre: Romance
Warning(s): Mentions of Homophobia, Cursing
Rating: PG13
Disclaimer: Not on your life.
Summary: Jung Yunho is being interviewed because of his recent announcement. Here, he opens up to our news reporter, spilling some of his deepest secrets as he explains why he decided to make them known. It seems that the leader has nothing to hide; he doesn't hold anything back, shocking our reporter time after time. And, of course, those watching it. Oh, and did I mention it's on international television?
A/N: This was supposed to be the beginning of No More Secrets, but things didn't go exactly as planned.
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Title: Late
Pairing: YunJae
Length: Two Parts
Genre: Fluff
Warning(s): None
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Cute, but so not mine.
Summary: Yunho never thought about what he was doing when he was in a hurry. He just did things.
A/N: I've never done anything this fluffy ever before or again.
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Title: Ten Years
Pairing: YunJae
Length: Two Parts
Genre: Angst, Romance, Slight Fluff
Warning(s): Post-Breakup (non-lawsuit); Mentions of Rape
Rating: PG15
Disclaimer: They would be dead by now if they were mine.
Summary: Jaejoong never thinks before he acts; the fans were expecting the day when he would say the one thing that could end S. M. Entertainment. It's been ten years since that day, but what has become of our precious Dong Bang Shin Ki?
A/N: If you read this, I highly recommend you read Change. It explains A LOT. Trust me on this.
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Title: Change (Sequel to Ten Years)
Pairing: YooSu
Length: Two Parts
Genre: Angst, Romance, Slight Fluff
Warning(s): Post-Breakup (non-lawsuit), Mentions of Rape, Cursing
Rating: PG15
Disclaimer: As if Junsu is this bitchy.
Summary: 24 hrs has passed since Jaejoong finally made amends with his lost love, but one other couple has yet to know what is in store for them.
A/N: Xiah Jusnu, why.
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Title: Japanese Game Show
Pairing: YunJae
Length: Two Parts
Genre: Fluff, Romance
Warning(s): None
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Are you kidding me?
Summary: What happens when Tohoshinki goes onto a Japanese Game Show of a "different" kind? "Different" meaning: The host is a complete YunJae shipper?
A/N: When this was written, I was young and rebellious. Let's leave it at that.
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Chaptered Stories
Title: No More Secrets [Part 1 of the Stage it Out Loud series]
Pairing: YunJae; YooMin; HoMin very, very, VERY complicated BFFery
Length: Prologue + 29 Chapters
Genre: Romance; Drama
Warning(s): Homophobia, Cursing, Suicidal thoughts, Drug addiction, HIV mentions, Anxiety disorder, Self harm, Prostitution, Violence, Bashing, Depression
Rating: NC17 / PG15
Disclaimer: Seriously?
Summary: Jaejoong understands that Yunho and Changmin are struggling. After all, they did come out to the entire world and get fired from SME. He'll be there for them, because Junsu can't see the point and Yoochun has his own problems. Yunho and Changmin are dating, but Jaejoong is quick to realize that everything is just a little more complicated than that. And how are the Soulmate duo supposed to cope with the term: bisexuality?
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Title: Intermission [Part 2 of the Stage it Out Loud series]
Summary: A breather separating No More Secrets and Forward and Counting. Short, little snippets of the lives that brought Yunho and Changmin to be who they have become.
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Title: Forward and Counting [Part 3 of the Stage it Out Loud series] [Currently on Hiatus]
Pairing: YunJae; YooMin
Length: Prologue + 50 Chapters (might drop to 40 or 45, not sure)
Genre: Romance; Humor; Angst
Warning(s): Homophobia, Cursing, Suicidal thoughts, Drug addiction, HIV mentions, Anxiety disorder, Self harm, Prostitution mention, Violence, Bashing, Depression
Rating: NC17 / PG15
Disclaimer: Seriously?
Summary: Out of a loop and into the future, how can TVXQ survive a shift in cultures and societal viewpoints as they move back home to brave the uncertain waters that are their Korean careers? Jaejoong can't exactly focus on the bleakness of their work, however, if he is too distracted by the bleakness of their home. Yunho and Changmin, though now separate, find it difficult to distance their bond, Yoochun knows the lack of argument in his and Changmin's relationship is unhealthy, and Jaejoong wonders how he and Yunho will fair the rocky undertones of their dysfunctional relationship. And what of Junsu? What of their families?
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Title: Twins
Pairing: YunJae
Length: Seven Parts
Genre: Romance; Drama; Smut
Warning(s): Incest, Cursing, Underage
Rating: NC17
Disclaimer: I claim Min. You can keep the others.
Summary: Yes, they were twins. Fraternal twins, maybe, but twins, nonetheless. Just because they were born on the same day doesn't mean they were close. It was quite the contrary, actually. They were too different, with different values and thoughts towards everything. Jaejoong was smart, not afraid to speak his mind, but respectful if it came down to it. Yunho was rebellious, kept to himself, and resented anyone who dared talk down to him. And though Jaejoong avoided his younger brother like the plague, never speaking to him for fear that Yunho would hate him, he still managed to do something wrong.
What, you may ask, did he do? He was Jaejoong, plain and simple. So Yunho resented him. He hated his high grades. He hated his obnoxious friends. He hated his charming smile. He hated his caring demeanor.
Yunho hated him so much, in fact, that he couldn't let anyone else have him. Jaejoong, his twin brother, was his, dammit. His.
A/N: One-shot. Really fast-paced one shot.
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Title: Strangers (Sequel to Twins)
Pairing: YunJae
Length: Nine Parts
Genre: Romance; Drama; Smut
Warning(s): Incest, Cursing, Underage
Rating: NC17
Disclaimer: I claim Min. You can keep the others.
Summary: Yes, they were strangers. Strangers living in the same house, maybe, but strangers, nonetheless. After everything, they were still like this. Distant. But Yunho was attempting to change that. They were brothers. Twins. He was finally going to step up and be what he should have been a long time ago for Jaejoong. A brother. And though some would say that he was finally taking responsibility for everything, Jaejoong would disagree.
Why, you may ask, would he not appreciate the new light Yunho saw him in? He was Yunho, plain and simple. And Jaejoong loved him. He loved every god damn thing about him, from his recovering grades to his gentleness that had been there from the beginning. And he wa not oing to let things go back to what they were before.
Jaejoong loved him so much, in fact, that he couldn't let him simply be a brother to him. Yunho, his twin brother, was his, dammit His.
A/N: Well, I wasn't just going to end it there.
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Title: Scrooge It Up
Pairing: YunJae
Length: Eight parts
Genre: Romance; Supernatural; Angst; Humor; Fluff
Warning(s): Cursing
Rating: NC17
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dongwookDisclaimer: Changmin's in my closet. Nothing else is mine, however. Just the story.
Summary: Jung Yunho is ruthless, ruling over his business empire with an iron fist and a frozen heart. One day, however, he is brought face to face with the Ghost of Christmas (Jaejoong for short).
A/N: Not touching this until No More Secrets and its sequel are complete.
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Title: Friendly Shadows
Pairing: YunJae; eventual YooMin
Length: Drabble series
Genre: Romance; Angst; Fluff
Warning(s): Cursing
Rating: PG15
Disclaimer: I only own the plot blah blah blah I might of stolen Yunho once when I was drunk blah blah blah.
Summary: He's your best friend, so you have to be there for him through everything-even his love for another man. For Jaejoong, of all people. Because he's Yunho, you'll be there. But Jaejoong better not fuck it up. Or there'll be hell to pay.
A/N: Each drabble is exactly 100 words long.
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Title: Journal Entries of My Dead Ex-Band Mate (On Hiatus)
Pairing: YunJae
Length: Prologue + Twelve Parts + Epilogue
Genre: Angst; Romance
Warning(s): Character Death, Cursing
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Yeah. I haven't even been to a concert.
Summary: When Jaejoong decides to end his own life, his old journal is given to his parents. Afraid of what they might find out about their son (such as, the reason why he would do such a thing), the grieving relatives track down the person at the top of Jaejoong's friend list. Through these obscure and increasingly revealing entries, Yunho's eyes are opened as he learns about his ex-band mate's double life, secrets most men with egos never allow to surface, and to a romance that could have been-should have been-but was never brought to light.
A/N: Angst lovers, enjoy!
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