005 -- [Audio] / Backdated to the 23rd

[knowsyourmind]

... If anyone had any lingering doubts at all as to the truth of our graciously absent lordship's words... I can personally assure you that he was, ultimately correct.

[But, no, he doesn't sound happy about this. If anything, he sounds a bit concerned. Okay, more than a bit.]

However, I haven't seen anything to indicate what we're supposedly

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[Audio]

[virulentrouge]

That's because we aren't being attacked, fool.

[Audio]

[knowsyourmind]

No?

Then, by all means, can you offer another explanation for the sudden appearance of a veritable labyrinth in previously navigable passages?

[Audio]

[virulentrouge]

If there's no cavlary, then it's not an attack. Simple.

[Military has obviously influenced senses that would otherwise agree with him.]

It's merely a method of eliminating those incompetent enough to fend for themselves. Or those foolish enough to stay outdoors.

[There's quite a bit of implication behind those words, if anything.]

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[knowsyourmind]

Ah, I hadn't realized legions of armed horsemen were the only qualifying factor for an attack.

You're suggesting, then, our hosts decided to eliminate those they consistently refer to as "guests" for no reason other than they want to play at Darwinian theories?

Seems a bit too grand an experiment, considering all the variables they've got to contend with.

[knife_envy]

[Good you're not lost yet 8(]

We're goin' to the Common Hall if you want to come too.

[knowsyourmind]

... Ah. Yes.

About that.

[knife_envy]

....You're lost.

[Not even a question. DAMNIT]

[knowsyourmind]

I'm sorry to say so, but yes. It would seem I am.

[hidingnolonger]

Charles! Where are you? Are you okay?

[knowsyourmind]

I was on my way to the kitchen. The ah... wind had other ideas, I think.

[hidingnolonger]

Same thing happened to me. Are you okay?

[knowsyourmind]

Same...?

Stay where you are. I'll come search for you.