Comments | knockoff_hero: Issue #2

knockoff_hero

Issue #2

Mar 16, 2009 21:42

Let's try this again.

Hi, my name's Jaime. I'm also known as Blue Beetle III. Here, I don't see the point of a secret identity. So yes, I'm a superhero. And I'm willing to help anyone that needs it--I guess there's not much I can do against the curses, but I'll do whatever I can.

For the record, flying, swimming, tunneling, dimensional shifting ( Read more... )

going evil would be bad, job search, not crazy, hi again, leaving does not work, kara, explaining, scarab, not!secret identity

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miss_waldorf March 17 2009, 01:46:17 UTC

A friend of Kara is a friend of mine, I'd say.

knockoff_hero March 17 2009, 01:53:54 UTC

Nice to meet you. Um, who are you?

miss_waldorf March 17 2009, 01:54:39 UTC

Blair Waldorf, pleased to meet you.

knockoff_hero March 17 2009, 01:57:58 UTC

Oh, Kara works for you, right?

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1/1 lastpunchline March 17 2009, 01:49:26 UTC

knockoff_hero March 17 2009, 01:55:02 UTC

lastpunchline March 17 2009, 01:56:54 UTC

Blue Beetle.

knockoff_hero March 17 2009, 01:59:12 UTC

...yes?

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girlwithabow March 17 2009, 01:56:54 UTC

So it's really Jaime. Okay, I can deal with that.

Kate.

knockoff_hero March 17 2009, 02:04:44 UTC

Kate. Hi.

I kind of prefer it this way. I mean, I get why it wouldn't work for home, but...

girlwithabow March 17 2009, 02:10:25 UTC

It's a little easier here to be yourself if you choose to, I'll agree, but at least here nobody's threatening to arrest you if you don't.

knockoff_hero March 17 2009, 02:19:47 UTC

Arrest me? That's never really been one of my particular worries...what's up with that where you're from?

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failrider March 17 2009, 02:37:07 UTC

A... superhero?

knockoff_hero March 17 2009, 02:44:07 UTC

Yup.

failrider March 17 2009, 02:50:27 UTC

Mm... don't think I've ever met one before. What do you... ah, if you don't mind me asking.

knockoff_hero March 17 2009, 03:03:29 UTC

I don't mind. But before I can answer you have to finish asking the question.

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[Private/Unhackable] punchlikeagirl March 17 2009, 02:53:06 UTC

Kryptonite? That's... are you sure? Because I'm not sick I'm just... crazy.

Yeah, I know what you mean. There's a Kryptonite ring here but it's from another dimension so it doesn't work. The crappy thing with coming up with a plan is that there's no guarantee that like... the person who you plan it with won't turn evil and use it against you.

[Private/Unhackable] knockoff_hero March 17 2009, 03:02:16 UTC

I'm sure. I mean, I definitely shouldn't be detecting Kryptonite in your body right? But I am. Anyway, I don't get why you keep thinking you're crazy, or at least any crazier than like every single person we know, but even if you were, the important thing would be exactly how you're crazy. And why. But I don't think you are.

I...didn't think of that. Damn it.

Re: [Private/Unhackable] punchlikeagirl March 17 2009, 03:55:20 UTC

That's not possible. If I had Kryptonite in my body I'd be weaker. Well if you heard voices in your head telling you to kill people, wouldn't you think you were crazy? Wait... if you were you and you didn't have alien technology talking in your head wouldn't you?

And I have crazy mood swings. Not just regular female mood swings but really bad ones. And my memories are all messed up and jumbled and don't make sense. Oh, and I have like... an evil twin that lives inside my head that physically came out once and I fought her. Look, I know I'm crazy.

Yeah, Catch-22.

[Private/Unhackable] lol disclaimer knockoff_hero March 17 2009, 04:12:08 UTC

Well, I mean, if you're not listening to them...and the alien technology in my head is definitely talking about Kryptonite.

I've been in Peacemaker's mind so honestly that all sounds less weird than it probably should.

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