I find a mating dance is more successful than pickup lines. Especially when I place shiny objects on the bed and hop around the room saying "GRAAAA?" somewhat plaintively.
PS Yes I have done this. Also once I took a shell with a hole in it, strung it on some kelp, and presented it to Amber with the same plaintive "GRAAAA?", then hopped around making weird noises. Never date a behaviorist, folks!
... Katie and I used to perform the Mating Dance of the Blue-Footed Booby.
It involved us staring at each other, raising a foot for inspection ("my foot is blue, would you like to mate?") and making inquisitive "PRRAAAA?" noises. Some times we would fold our arms like bird wings.
Once my sister videotaped us doing this. Halfway through Katie tackled me, and we made out while my sister gagged. I hope to god it's been erased.
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PS Yes I have done this. Also once I took a shell with a hole in it, strung it on some kelp, and presented it to Amber with the same plaintive "GRAAAA?", then hopped around making weird noises. Never date a behaviorist, folks!
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It involved us staring at each other, raising a foot for inspection ("my foot is blue, would you like to mate?") and making inquisitive "PRRAAAA?" noises. Some times we would fold our arms like bird wings.
Once my sister videotaped us doing this. Halfway through Katie tackled me, and we made out while my sister gagged. I hope to god it's been erased.
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