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he_is_wild in knightsofgotham

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Apr 07, 2010 13:06

There is a pattern and a rhythm to what I do! I do something terrible, he beats me up, he tosses me into Arkham and I escape again!

What does not happen is me waking up in a gutter, half-drugged outta my skull and still in a straitjacket.

*His voice is harsh but those used to hearing it may detect an undertone of pain*

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[voice/locked] he_is_wild April 7 2010, 17:38:16 UTC

*The edge of frenzy drops from his voice and he speaks with calm and amusement*

No worse than ever, poppet.

Has our fair city been treating you well?

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[voice/locked] he_is_wild April 7 2010, 18:02:15 UTC

Of course I worry...

And didn't I promise I'd take you around town? Hm?

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ohheynightwing April 7 2010, 17:16:09 UTC

Of course you're here.

[voice] he_is_wild April 7 2010, 17:40:56 UTC

In the incomparable chalk-white flesh!

But I should be in Arkham. Hence all the questions, ya see?

[voice] ohheynightwing April 7 2010, 17:47:10 UTC

You need an escort back, I'd be happy to oblige you.

[voice] he_is_wild April 7 2010, 18:04:35 UTC

And?

I'll probably be back on the streets within the hour.

THINK for a moment, Sonny Jim. Have you seen the old Madhouse lately? Something is wrong.

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[voice forever] per_tinacious April 7 2010, 19:02:11 UTC

[Batgirl is not supposed to talk to the Joker. If Babs knew she had even looked at him up close, she'd be fired so fast her head would spin. So what does Batgirl do? Taunt the clown for info!]

You mean this wasn't your brilliant idea? Either I believe you had nothing to do with it or admire your skill at acting the victim.

[voice forever] he_is_wild April 7 2010, 19:18:00 UTC

Sweetness, I would love to take credit for making the Haha-House into the Hell-House but such things are beyond even my ability.

Look towards the island. Really. Just look. Then EXPLAIN to me HOW I COULD HAVE DONE THAT!

per_tinacious April 7 2010, 19:23:35 UTC

[There is some rustling and shaking as Steph makes her way to a spot with a view. She gasps.]

...Magic clowny powers?

he_is_wild April 7 2010, 19:28:39 UTC

Hah!

If I've got such powers it's news to me!

Whatever did that is the one responsible for dumping your humble Jester back into the streets. And I don't much care for people doing things to me without my permission. I especially don't like it when they refuse to explain themselves afterward. Makes me feel icky.

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[voice] 1stofthefallen April 7 2010, 21:41:08 UTC

Typical. Grant a human its freedom and it requests captivity.

[voice] he_is_wild April 7 2010, 21:43:52 UTC

Hey, I'm not gonna spit over a chance to stretch my legs again but the point is I could have gotten out on my own.

You know. When I felt like it.

Did you do this, spooky?

[voice] 1stofthefallen April 7 2010, 21:45:46 UTC

You and your kind were in my way. Inside, you would be fodder. Out there, you will be of use to me.

[voice] he_is_wild April 7 2010, 21:47:47 UTC

Nobody gives ya freedom out of sheer kindness anymore.

Of use how? I don't put out on the first date you know.

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[Voice] goddamnknight April 8 2010, 01:26:21 UTC

You've always had horrible timing, Joker.

[Voice] he_is_wild April 8 2010, 02:05:20 UTC

Yeah? Well guess what, Bats...

[Voice] goddamnknight April 8 2010, 02:25:27 UTC

I'm not playing any of your games today.

[Voice] he_is_wild April 8 2010, 02:29:36 UTC

Well that's just it!

It wasn't me. I had nothing to do with any of this!

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