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[knifeinabox]

How the fuck does Birkin keep getting laid?

No really, someone explain this to me. Do you all just have ridiculously low standards? What is it? When it was just the desperate slut and the fucked up doctor, that was almost fine. Now he has the psycho rapist and some kind of anonymous stalker, too? What is wrong with you people!

Comments

[visestvita]

Does it really bother you that much?

[knifeinabox]

I'm not "bothered", just very confused.

[visestvita]

Have you tried asking them? Without resorting to something like this, I mean.

[knifeinabox]

I hate talking to them, don't know who the anonymous guy is, and Vanessa's probably dead in a ditch somewhere. Or maybe that's just wishful thinking.

[intuitivelyapt]

Maybe he has a beautiful personality.

[knifeinabox]

...That was a fucking joke right?

[intuitivelyapt]

He seems like a swell guy to me.

[knifeinabox]

Are you that anonymous fucker, because I swear to god if he makes you move in too...

i love this icon too much for these two. :|

[suplexing]

You aren't the only one who's confused, as much as I hate to admit it.

it's so angry - it's perfect!

[knifeinabox]

At least someone doesn't see the attraction.

the keywords probably don't help, either.

[suplexing]

Of course I don't, Krauser. Unless you were blind for a good part of the last year.

not at all, no

[knifeinabox]

It's just nice to have someone sane and not desperate to talk to.