I had to wear my extra tight underwear today to hide my massive hardon.

This is the intro movie for my portfolio DVD. I decided against printing (possibly a bad idea) because of the cost of mounting and the physical portfolio ($200 each, custom made in NJ), of which I would need two. We have a DVD duplicator at work that has LightScribe capability so I'm just gonna make a DVD playable in your computer and home player ( Read more... )

I've been moonlighting as a legitimate journalist.

Mr. Keller ( Read more... )

To: Elizabeth Silberholz / Editor in Chief
From: Ben Keller
E-Mail: xxx@afp.com
Topic: Letter to the Editor

Dear Ms. Silberholz:
Thank you for taking the time to read my letter. On the bottom fold of page 30 of volume 41, issue 23 of The Retriever Weekly dated April 10th of this year you printed one of my photographs without permission and gave ( Read more... )

I'm not alone!

The human race continues to amaze me. The Nobel prize winners impress me, but then there are these shining examples whose brains are the consistency of primordial ooze ( Read more... )

Hello from Denver


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The last rugby match of the autumn season is up and I'm pretty sad it's over. Mount beat us again and ended our run to the championship. Overall it was a great season with many ups and a few downs. I'm going to start practicing with the lads in a few weeks when I return, and play B side in the spring. A South African and English lad named Ed ( Read more... )

FedEx brought the big cat at 10:22am.



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