infomercials without the crap

[klora_phil]

these are like infomercials, except i'm not selling you crap

Comments

[08lnz]

I told my parents a long time ago that Im going to be a professional bum. They've had lots of time to get used to the idea, and I think they're finally starting to warm up to it and realize that there really is no future for me. You should have given them advance warning.

[uberfraggle]

i don't understand why i am hard to buy for apart from the fact that i do not want y'all to waste your money on my. I already know what i'm getting you lauren, i just need to get my hands on one, but i think you'll enjoy it.

Merry christmas all!

[pumpkin_twilite]

I thought you didn't like fur! I can't afford an island! And I have MASTERCARD!!!!!!