I am engaged to a manwhore

[sammy_h]

Dear Maouhouse,

I am a strong, proud, independent Mazoku. I've survived over 80 years according to my own judgement and reasoning. Alas, I have recently found myself engaged to a complete wimp. Let's call him...Yuu-chan. I detest the insufferable fool - he whines, frets about the most trivial matters, klutzes at important moments, plays a tedious

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[seamusog]

Dear WolfieW,

Your story sounds very much that you are jealous and angry not so much from your fiancé's imagined dalliance but from sexual frustration. I say 'imagined' because it is impossible for one person to have enough time in the day to be with that many people. Trust me, I've tried. Also, I was at the manjuu store when His Majesty your fiancé was given the extra manjuu and I can tell you he was only interested in the manjuu.

My advise to you is to do what you've always wanted: tie him up and fuck him until he and you can't walk or ride horses for a week. This may not cure your obsessive jealousy but it should get rid of the sexual frustration.

Good luck,
Maouhouse editor #69

P.S. Your mother has some nice shampoo in the bath. It's in the fuchsia bottle tucked away in the bottom cabinet behind the strawberry conditioner.

[sammy_h]

I think I understand what it is you say...

I should fuck the whore with shampoo bottles the next time I catch him liaising with one of his hussies! Yes, my mother's fuchsia bottle is quite thick and should inflict an adequate amount of pain.

Many thanks! :D