The Best Man 2/3

[mothergoddamn]

Title: The Best Man-Chapter 2 of 3.
Author: mothergoddamn
Pairing/characters: Perry Van Shrike/Harry Lockhart and Harmony Lane/Harry Lockhart
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I do not own Perry or Harry. I do, however, own the pineapple chunk.
Summary: Written for this prompt. Harry's gettin married to Harmony and Perry is the best man. But Perry wants to kiss the

Comments

[arenee1999]

NC-17 is used for explicit sex.

[anonymous]

Full system goes:

G: Appropriate for just about anybody. Something you would probably be okay with reading to your ten year old kid.

PG: Innuendo or potential "bad influences" (drinking, drugs, risky behavior/adrenaline junkie stunts, mild violence)

PG-13: More blatant sexual references, crude slang and swearing, moderate violence, mild gore

R (or M): Nekkid thangs, gore, heavy sexual themes without actual sex, major violence, morally/emotionally disturbing themes.

NC-17 (or X): Pr0n. Smexitymes, copulations, or doing of the deed with naughty bits visible. Self-massage or smexitymes inclusive of -ahem- bodily emmissions.

I think that about covers it?

[mothergoddamn]

Right! I thought NC-17 was penetration, that means I crank this boy up. Thanks!

[misscr]

You have become my inspiration of all my recent tweets/FB status update; you are a legend and I love you.

Gushing aside, I can't wait for Part 3! You're my new fan fiction person (yeah that was a bit gushy too, sorry!)

[mothergoddamn]

Never apologise for gushing to one so starved of affection. I wanna see your tweets!

And thank you x

[misscr]

Ooh do you "tweet"? (How wanky does that sound??) My updates are usually crap about work or whatever nonsense is making me laugh! I'm @Caraisnotdead

Can I add you on Eljay?

[mothergoddamn]

I don't! Well, I joined but it was like figuring out the Enigma Code! Of course you can! I'll add back.

[misscr]

Oh you should give it a go, its worth it for Lindsay Lohan's mentalness alone! Plus Jason Manford's tweets are hilarious. *collects cheque from Twitter bosses* ;o)

[misscr]

Oh you should give it a go, its worth it for Lindsay Lohan's mentalness alone! Plus Jason Manford's tweets are hilarious. *collects cheque from Twitter bosses* ;o)

I've added you. :o)