My recent Facebook status posts:
The emus are missing from their pen. A roll of duct tape is missing from the cupboard. God help us all.
The march of the Emus is upon you. I would say run, but come on, they're Emus. There is NOTHING you can do.
The emu is my Patronus. I focus on thoughts of tribbles and the occasional eggplant involtini, and
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