If you go into a mens bathroom at any major truck stop, go to the farthest corner stall against the wall. Eventually a big gay truck driver will come to the stall next to you. At this point, casually tap your foot so that the occupant in the stall next to you notices. Now he will get on his knees and stick his greasy penis under the partition.
hahahahhahahaaa and here i thought I was the only person that analyzed bathroom behavior and etiquette. kate and i had a long conversation about this a few months ago that had us rolling on the ground.
hahahaha.. you're not alone. i usually pick the very last stall, even if it is the handicap stall. i hate the middle stalls, and i hate the first one because everyone has to walk past you when they come in the bathroom. i KNOW they try to peak thru the crack to see who's in there. *paranoid* on top of that, if it is only me and another person in the bathroom, i'll wait until they wash their hands and start to leave before coming out of the stall. especially if they make any noises. i agree that there should be a book that is written. if you write a book, i'll buy one. ;)
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If you go into a mens bathroom at any major truck stop, go to the farthest corner stall against the wall. Eventually a big gay truck driver will come to the stall next to you. At this point, casually tap your foot so that the occupant in the stall next to you notices. Now he will get on his knees and stick his greasy penis under the partition.
Don't ask me how I know this.
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i usually pick the very last stall, even if it is the handicap stall. i hate the middle stalls, and i hate the first one because everyone has to walk past you when they come in the bathroom. i KNOW they try to peak thru the crack to see who's in there.
*paranoid*
on top of that, if it is only me and another person in the bathroom, i'll wait until they wash their hands and start to leave before coming out of the stall. especially if they make any noises.
i agree that there should be a book that is written. if you write a book, i'll buy one. ;)
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but here's what everything2 has to say about it-
funny.
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