everybody dance now, motherfucker!

[kiwistar]

Seen in the mall food court:A large woman sloppily eating an Au Bon Pain sandwich. She picks up her cell phone and begins YELLING (though not angrily, mind you...just obnoxiously) about dill, croissants, and other various food items that do not seem to connect at all. Suddenly, she switches into Spanish mode, but only for a moment, to say "they're

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[ikyschd]

Mullets are that bad... but a DOUBLE MULLET, now that's bad! I saw this kid that looked maybe 12/13, you know the kind of ratty kid that would have a rattail? Well he had a double mullet. I kid not. There was this disgusting curly hair in the back, the top-back of his head just buzzed, and the exact same mullet as the back but turned around on the top/front.

[kiwistar]

double mulletxcore?

[voracious2007]

Fir tree (Mysterious) -- extraordinary taste, handles stress well, loves anything beautiful, stubborn, tends to care for those close to them, hard to trust others, yet a social butterfly, likes idleness and laziness after long demanding hours at work, rather modest, talented, unselfish, many friends, very reliable.

riiiight.

[jondarc]

ash tree, like you...i dont know about that

[kiwistar]

i do! you are definitely most of those things.

[coconutical]

OMG I LOVE YOUR ICON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! psychic refugee, psychic ref... AHH!!!! emoest cartoon ever. sigh.
side note:
Fig Tree (Sensibility) -- very strong minded, a bit self-willed, honest, loyal, independent, hates contradiction or arguments, hard worker when wants to be, loves life and friends, enjoys children and animals, few sexual relationships, great sense of humor, has artistic talent and great intelligence.
ummm, this brings to mind "who am i really? i'm bob saget" cuz this is not me. honest? hates arguments? ENJOYS CHILDREN AND ANIMALS? few sexual relationships? i am a lying dramatic bitch who openly hates kids and makes out with strangers. what tree is that?

[kiwistar]

I KNOW- i just found the trent icon randomly and nearly died because of it's perfection. HAHAHA your tree analysis, i agree, is quite off. we will have to make up a tree for you...i'll brainstorm some names!

[adiospantalones]

Beech Tree (Creative) -- has good taste, concerned about its looks, materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical, good leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime companion, keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.).

Half true. I think I'm more like one of those adorable little bonsai trees they have in Japan.

[kiwistar]

awww yeah bonsai trees.

[thisvintagelife]

ha i suppose that after 20 something comments i should say something...

Chestnut Tree (Honesty) -- of unusual stature, impressive,
well-developed sense of justice, fun to be around, a planner, born diplomat, can be irritated easily, sensitive of others feelings, hard worker, sometimes acts superior, feels not understood at times, fiercely family oriented, very loyal in love, physically fit.

the most wrong thing in there is family oriented. a typical exchange at my house: "i'm going out, i don't know where, i'll be back... eventually" "okay!"

[kiwistar]

well...besides that, i think it's pretty accurate!

[thisvintagelife]

agreed