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[kittycatpillow]

Oops~

((OOC: Okay. Basically. He "accidentally" broke Squalo's door. Ammie, please be cursing him. XD He was. Uh. Curious about the curses and wanted to experience them for himself. By the way, his excuse is that he went to return Squalo's jacket and knocked too hard on the door. Really. >.>))

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[memento_mods]

((He's a little chicken now. And he smells delicious to himself. Four days instead of three for being an experimental cur.))

[kittycatpillow]

((OM NOM NOM))

[novolumecontrol]

The fuck? WHAT HAPPENED TO MY DOOR?!!!

VOOOOOIIIIIIIII!! AND WHY IS THERE A CHICKEN ON THE FLOOR!!!

[kittycatpillow]

*chicken is innocently pecking any of your stuff that's peckable*

*chicken is hungry*

[novolumecontrol]

You stupid bird! Hey! You're stretching the threads on that comforter!! VOOOOIIII!! [picks up the chicken and stands there, not knowing what to do with it. ]

[kittycatpillow]

*pecks hand helpfully*

[kittycatpillow]

*innocent look* Cluck~?

[kittycatpillow]

Oh, probacluckly~

[explosion_array]

Mmmnn... *looks down at the chicken, yoink*

... score, a chicken~! Wait, is this a chicken or a rooster?

Damn it, I'm no farm girl, I never can tell with these kind of things... if it doesn't lay eggs I could totally fry it, but if does maybe I should keep it around.

[kittycatpillow]

*eyes her warily*

*idea*

I'm a magical chicken! I lay cluckfully magical eggs!

[explosion_array]

... you know... ... I... haven't ever met a talking chicken, so... there's some merit to what it's saying...

Tell me about your magic eggs.

[kittycatpillow]

They've been known to cause cluckmiracles! They might even cluck that chest bigger~

[mafiaissrsbsns]

[Pause, and then--

Point and hold stomach, laughing. Pahahaha~ someone who pisses off the Tenth that much deserves it.]

[kittycatpillow]

*PECK*

*mmm, human flesh*

[mafiaissrsbsns]

Fuck-! [Ever seen a chicken slapped?

Heh.]

[kittycatpillow]

D<

*peckity peck; hungry chicken*