"Did you have a brain tumour for breakfast?"

[kitty_van_kat]

Um, yeah...me had blonde moment this morning. Went to get gas and I pulled the car up on the wrong side. Doi, so I figured, alright, just pull around to the other side...no, my small brain is not good in the morning...wrong side again. The attendent must have thought I was high or something...or just plain stupid (which I admit to being at times

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[lilacwitchtea]

I really should have some of that Scottish Breakfast Tea. I don't know WHY I'm having decaff. Red Rose. Oh yeah...because the worthless tits at Tim Horton's screwed up my coffee order!!!!! *grumbles*

You have a rotating gas tank just like everyone else first thing in the morning ;) So, don't feel bad.

[kitty_van_kat]

Are you wicked retarded??? *ducks* Not me who said it...was Jon, Jon said it! Impersonating Ted Kennedy no less! But yeah, go ahead, use the gunpowder! That's what it's there for.

You can't trust those boobs at Timmies for anything less than fecking up an order! They should have a self serve line with an interac swipey right beside the machine! Coffee only...bastards!

YES!! ROTATING GAS TANK!!! See, I knew someone would understand and I was justified in telling that stick insect bitchy girl who was staring at me to 'don't look at me like that'. "You're the bitch...BITCH!"

[lilacwitchtea]

I am wicked retarded. This is what happens when I don't get some form of caffiene in my blood stream first thing in the morning. I go for the DECAFFINATED tea *headdesk*

I'm seriously thinking of boycotting Tim's until they get counter staff with brains.

Oh I think you were totally justified.

[kitty_van_kat]

Do you think it would be beyond human rights to ask the prospective employees of Timmies to take an IQ test?? I don't think it's out of bounds!

Which one is cream? (check only one please)
Cream.....or.......milk

*rolls eyes*

OY

[shadowhawck]

*is very happy* I hope we aren't too much trouble.

[kitty_van_kat]

Naaawwwwww

Of course you guys aren't too much trouble! I like getting people hooked on things and when we can spend time at home and save our money watching fun things on DVD instead whilst having friends over, it's all good!

[shadowhawck]

Is very true. Might have to introduce you and Ray to my Addiction. :)

Especially with the wife and I getting our own place.

[lilacwitchtea]

My husband...the gaming nerd.

Run! Run for your lives!!!!!