(meme) The [Horrible] Pick Up Line Meme

[magoichi]

The [Horrible] Pick Up Line Meme

So there's that guy/girl/whatever you've been eyeing this entire time. And now you've finally gotten the courage to go up to them and actually talk like a normal person instead of being a huge creeper

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Sanada Yukimura | Sengoku Basara

[oyakata_samaaaa]

/TOTALLY MADE THIS UP. /ALSO LEAVES YOU RIDUCLOUS TAGS FOREVER.

[beastofkai]

What was that sound?

That sound was the very sound of my heart racing when I could feel your intense, burning spirit!

[PROBABLY MAKES NO SENSE, BUT HE IS SHINGEN TAKEDA. HE DOESN'T HAVE TO MAKE SENSE.]

aoihsgdhisghio ilu

[oyakata_samaaaa]

O-oyakata-sama? [YUKIMURA. HIS BRAIN. IT CANNOT HANDRE THIS.]

ILU TOO :D

[beastofkai]

Your manly legs must be exhausted because you have been running through my mind all this time.

Sakata Gintoki | Gintama

[nofourthwall]

[hewhosurvives]

Hey baby, what's your sine?

[nofourthwall]

Let's measure the interval between me, you, and our clothes all off.

[hewhosurvives]

You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

Makina | Deadman Wonderland

[gcupsofjustice]

DON'T MIND ME.

[whippedflower]

You know, if being sexy were a crime, you'd be guilty as charged~

[Why she is saying such to Makina, NO CLUE.]

EW GET OUT

[gcupsofjustice]

...What are you going on about, girl?

NEVER

[whippedflower]

[Dammit that didn't work? TIME FOR ANOTHER.]

Tell me. Did it hurt?

Oga Tatsumi | Beelzebub

[demonbabydaddy]

Ryohei Sasagawa | Katekyo Hitman Reborn

[lawnhead]

I REGRET NOTHING

[failtrapisfail]

You must be a boxer, because you're a knock-out.

LKJHASKJHFJKH

[lawnhead]

YOU'RE EXTREMELY RIGHT! I'm a boxer!

[That went right over his head.]

THIS IS PAYBACK

[failtrapisfail]

[Well... Time to try something else then.]

If I told you that you have an amazing body, would you hold it against me?