CLEARLY, THIS NEEDS TO BE A LONG, LONG FIC FULL OF DRUNK, PINING SILENCES FILLED WITH LOTS OF INTROSPECTIVE (AND DRUNK) THOUGHTS AND THAT PIVOTAL MOMENT WHEN DANNY REALISES, WAIT A MINUTE, HE ACTUALLY DOES LIKE PINEAPPLE. HE LIKES PINEAPPLE A WHOLE DAMN LOT. ONLY, WHEN STEVE COMES BACK AND THEY GET HAPPILY, STUPIDLY TOGETHER LIKE THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN ALL ALONG, AND STEVE TRIES TO FEED HIM PINEAPPLE PIZZA LIKE HE'S AN INFANT WHO CAN'T USE HIS OWN TWO HANDS AND HELL, WHO THE FUCK PUTS PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA ANYWAY, SERIOUSLY, HE REALISES HE DOESN'T REALLY LIKE PINEAPPLE AT ALL. IN FACT, HE REALLY FUCKING HATES PINEAPPLES. HE HATES PINEAPPLES NAMED STEVE EVEN MORE.
BUT ALL OF THIS REALLY JUST EQUALS A LOT OF LOVE FOR THE DOPEY SIX-FOOT SEAL WHO ACTUALLY LIKES PINEAPPLE, BECAUSE OF COURSE HE WOULD, AND REALLY, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE POINT OF THIS COMMENT IS.
CLEARLY IT DOES. ALSO. DANNY HAS ALL THESE UNRESOLVED ISSUES REGARDING PINEAPPLES AND IT IS ALL THANKS TO STEVE, WHO IS AN ASSHOLE AND WILL HAVE TO PAY FOR DANNY'S THERAPY.
I THINK WHAT IT MEANS IS THAT YOU SHOULD TOTALLY WRITE THIS FIC. FOR THE GOOD OF ALL. :DDDDDD?
THERAPY WHICH, DANNY NEVER WANTED TO SIGN UP FOR IN THE FIRST PLACE AND CLEARLY SOMETHING IS OFF IN THE UNIVERSE BECAUSE HELLO, HE IS SERIOUSLY NOT THE ONE WHO NEEDS THERAPY HERE.
(AT WHICH POINT STEVE POINTS OUT THAT HE NAMED A PINEAPPLE AFTER HIM AND OKAY, MAYBE HE SORT OF HAS A POINT.)
IT'S NOT AS THOUGH I'M NOT WRITING (OR ATTEMPTING TO WRITE) THREE OR SO OTHER FICS, BUT YOU KNOW, I KEEP GETTING STUCK, SO MAYBE, MAYBE CRACK FIC IS WHAT I NEED TO FIX THIS. I WILL TRY TO WRITE THIS NOW. BUT DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP FOR IT TO ACTUALLY GO ANYWHERE. (NOT THAT FICS ABOUT DANNY NAMING PINEAPPLES STEVE ARE MEANT TO REALLY GO ANYWHERE, REALLY. BUT I DIGRESS.)
OKAY SO I'M ACTUALLY WRITING THIS FIC NOW. IT'S A TOTAL AU WHERE DANNY OPENS A PIZZA SHOP IN HAWAII TO SHOW THEM WHO'S BOSS AND THEN IN COMES THIS BRASH, BOSSY FREAKISHLY TALL GUY (WHO DRIVES A CAR THAT'S OLDER THAN HE IS) AND HE DEMANDS PINEAPPLE ON ONE OF DANNY'S PIZZA AND DANNY WILL NOT BE HAVING THAT THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
SO THUS BEGINS THEIR BANTER WHICH WILL EVENTUALLY BLOSSOM INTO LOVE. AND OF COURSE, LOTS OF PINEAPPLES.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! I LOVE THE THOUGHT THAT SOMEWHERE, STEVE THE PINEAPPLE IS SITTING IN A PLACE OF HONOR BECAUSE IT WAS INSTRUMENTAL IN BRINGING TWO DORKS IN LOVE TOGETHER. OR SOMETHING.
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CLEARLY, THIS NEEDS TO BE A LONG, LONG FIC FULL OF DRUNK, PINING SILENCES FILLED WITH LOTS OF INTROSPECTIVE (AND DRUNK) THOUGHTS AND THAT PIVOTAL MOMENT WHEN DANNY REALISES, WAIT A MINUTE, HE ACTUALLY DOES LIKE PINEAPPLE. HE LIKES PINEAPPLE A WHOLE DAMN LOT. ONLY, WHEN STEVE COMES BACK AND THEY GET HAPPILY, STUPIDLY TOGETHER LIKE THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN ALL ALONG, AND STEVE TRIES TO FEED HIM PINEAPPLE PIZZA LIKE HE'S AN INFANT WHO CAN'T USE HIS OWN TWO HANDS AND HELL, WHO THE FUCK PUTS PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA ANYWAY, SERIOUSLY, HE REALISES HE DOESN'T REALLY LIKE PINEAPPLE AT ALL. IN FACT, HE REALLY FUCKING HATES PINEAPPLES. HE HATES PINEAPPLES NAMED STEVE EVEN MORE.
BUT ALL OF THIS REALLY JUST EQUALS A LOT OF LOVE FOR THE DOPEY SIX-FOOT SEAL WHO ACTUALLY LIKES PINEAPPLE, BECAUSE OF COURSE HE WOULD, AND REALLY, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE POINT OF THIS COMMENT IS.
UMMM...HI? :D
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I THINK WHAT IT MEANS IS THAT YOU SHOULD TOTALLY WRITE THIS FIC. FOR THE GOOD OF ALL. :DDDDDD?
ALSO. HELLO! :DDDDDDDDDDDDD
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(AT WHICH POINT STEVE POINTS OUT THAT HE NAMED A PINEAPPLE AFTER HIM AND OKAY, MAYBE HE SORT OF HAS A POINT.)
IT'S NOT AS THOUGH I'M NOT WRITING (OR ATTEMPTING TO WRITE) THREE OR SO OTHER FICS, BUT YOU KNOW, I KEEP GETTING STUCK, SO MAYBE, MAYBE CRACK FIC IS WHAT I NEED TO FIX THIS. I WILL TRY TO WRITE THIS NOW. BUT DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP FOR IT TO ACTUALLY GO ANYWHERE. (NOT THAT FICS ABOUT DANNY NAMING PINEAPPLES STEVE ARE MEANT TO REALLY GO ANYWHERE, REALLY. BUT I DIGRESS.)
HOW DO YOU DO? :DD
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SO THUS BEGINS THEIR BANTER WHICH WILL EVENTUALLY BLOSSOM INTO LOVE. AND OF COURSE, LOTS OF PINEAPPLES.
I BLAME YOU.
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