Twitter

[kitsu]

Sometimes I think my job should have a Twitter. I can just imagine how it would go.
10:30 AM: Homeless guy passed out ON the escalator. Had to be dragged off so it wouldn't eat him.
2:00 PM: Someone stole all of the sugar in the raw. The entire box

Comments

[fenrisulfr]

Re: Events of theoretical(?) 5:00 PM: GROSS

That's too bad though. X3 I think work-twitters would probably do a lot to illustrate the ups and downs of retail work.

[kitsu]

TRUE FACT! Thankfully it's the managers' job to clean it. XD

I agree. But corporate would want it to be all shiny and nice. I really wish I could have gotten a copy of the customer service DVD I had to watch yesterday. It was obviously made by someone who had never interacted with real customers and had sucky acting.

[fenrisulfr]

Oh nooo. At least you didn't have to touch it. D:

Corporate can go suck it! THE TRUTH WANTS TO BE FREE. Why are training DVDs always so terribad? The one I saw at FYE tried to tell me that if you confront a thief, they will not 1) yell at you and deny it, or 2) run. ;

[kitsu]

Yeah, but I gave the manager that did clean it a fresh cookie when she was done.

Seriously?! The one I saw told us to upsell a customer's order so that they spend $6. What world do these people live in??