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[kitsplut]

Mother has returned from her outing in taserworld and informed me that my uncle's wife is pregnant again.

WHY. I HAVE ENOUGH COUSINS. and they are, without exception, highly objectionable.

Now I am really glad I didn't have to go with her, because my irrational, psychotic, obsessive disgust and fear of babies and pregnant women would have left

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[bluejaybird]

Relating to the sharks.. That's just creepy. I've been to that zoo several times. I'm pretty sure I know what sharks they're talking about. Random strangeness from near my house, I suppose...

[kitsplut]

Creepy would be the word. I have also probably seen that exact shark and feel tainted somehow and glad that I don't eat fish.

[rembrandt13]

Ya know, all told, I'm rather keen on the concept of Our Lord and Saviour the Most Holy Baby-Shark. (Blessed are the chum, for they shall have the seas as their possession.)

It could be a whole new growth industry, especially here on the West Coast--the members of Our Lady of the Hammerheads could pick up in the mission system right where the Franciscan monks left off! And needless to say, our local hockey team--the San Jose Sharks--would henceforth win the Stanley Cup every year after receiving that special dispensation from the Pope...

Betcha there'd be a lot more kids bringing their goldfish to the annual Blessing of the Animals service, though.