It is one o'clock in the afternoon.
Six hours ago, I shoved a thin man with a fat wallet out of my bed for snoring so fucking loud all night that I feared my mirror would shatter.
Four hours ago, I attempted to cure my hangover with half a bottle of gin.
Two hours ago, I vomited my esophagus, liver, spleen, and a kidney -- whoops! -- right down
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