WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO BE MORE EVIL?!

[kit27kit]

This is the best full-length caption-only-changing parody I've ever read evaar.

Here's the page.

Thank you, Sketch, for forwarding me the link

Comments

[xenosauridae]

The 50 States Initiative will be a different Captain America clone for each state. That will be his impetus for abandoning America for Canada. Just you wait and see.

[kit27kit]

Are they going to be named Captain Kansas, Captain Oregon, Captain Maine, etc? And have appropriate costumes for their states? Like farmer costumes and ranger outfits...or...oh!

I can see the headline now:
"Marvel Comics educates youths on state flags"

And then they can have a contest where all fifty State Captains vie for the vibranium shield and bouquet that signify the annually-presented title of Captain America!

[kosherpickle]

Unfortunately, someone's going to want to cash in on this idea. A competing contest will ensue for the right to be called...USAgent.

[xenosauridae]

I think it'll be based on the state quarter/nickle initiative. For instance, Captain NC will have DaVinci-esque wings, and Captain California will smell like patchouli.

[thobgood]

I would buy a comic if it were titled "The Ant-Man vs Irredeemable Ant-Man Special". The only way it could be better is if it were "The Ant-Man vs Irredeemable Ant-Man Annual."

Or maybe "The Ant-Man vs Irredeemable Ant-Man Antual."

[kit27kit]

How about "The Ant-Man vs The Irredeemable Ant-Man Ant-Manual"?

[thobgood]

And if it could be an adaptation of this book, that would be great.