In A Station With Bubblegum Tractors With Looking Glass Ties

[kit27kit]

Again, found via Sketch:

BarnesandNoble.com is selling a Cars(TM) game called "Tractor Tipping"

Comments

[kosherpickle]

When a player lands on the dreaded Start Square by an exact count and has tipped at least three tractors, the combine is awoken. It immediately rips the offending car to shreds. That player is no longer able to tip tractors. However, he/she now becomes the combine and thus has the opportunity to screw over all the rest of the players.

This idea sounds like it comes straight out of "Betrayal at House on the Hill." This is definitely not a bad thing.

[fountainheadsam]

i had that exact thought.

[thobgood]

a) Fabulous post title
b) Working in a Giligan's Island reference = bonus points
c) I fully endorse the "choose by caste" system of gameplay
d) Girl
e) When is "Electronic Cars(tm) Tractor Tipping Game" coming out?
f) When will Chuck Woolery be hosting the daytime television game show version of Cars(tm) Tractor Tipping Game come out? (Featuring guest celebrities Valerie Harper, Vic Tayback, and McClean Stevenson, some of whom are actually dead.)

[kit27kit]

e) Right now, they're not even looking to make one. They've got a few Hybrid Cars(TM) Tractor Tipping Games, but they're rare and don't get the best mileage.

f) They're doing it now (or rather, 7-8pm on Tuesdays) live from Purgatory, where all mildly famous people go to eternally atone.

[thobgood]

e) I want none of this "Hybrid Cars(TM)" hippie nonsense! My electronic games will never run on solar cells and hemp juice! Bring me the old fashioned electronic games, that run on five D-cells that last a half-hour and then get thrown in a landfill! Hybrid car tractor tipping--HAH! Next you'll be ordering a tofu pizza and soy milk for your all-night folk-rock D&D sessions. Pitiful.