If I was any higher I'd be up God's ass.

Mar 12, 2005 15:48

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phil_the March 12 2005, 12:44:53 UTC
ooh my lovely buttercup.
you are so high, well you were hahaha.
<9

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kissxkissxbang March 14 2005, 23:02:41 UTC
Shut up

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my_bitter_sweet March 13 2005, 05:59:42 UTC
"I felt really bad because I pissed on the corpse of an ant floating in my toilet, haha. If I was floating face down in a river somewhere, I would find it completely blasphemous for some man or giant to urinate on my cadaver. Oh well. Poor thing hahhaha."

That made me laugh a lot just to let you know, haha. I read this whole thing too. I people watch at times. It's interesting. :]

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kissxkissxbang March 14 2005, 23:03:25 UTC
Ooh, perhaps on our date, we can make some time to "people watch." :)

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anonymous March 13 2005, 07:49:31 UTC
That has to be one of the longest things I've ever read in my life. My God, but it was so funny, to quote "Well, coming from the east, we definitely have a strong gust of trip that should be catching up with some balls later in the evening. Tomorrow's forcast: sleepy with a chance of everybody fuck off. Back to you mike." Ahahhahaa, I thought I was going to die. Sleepy with a chance of everybody fuck off.. Hahahhaa. Damn it! *Bashes his hand on the desk* Being inside your mind intrigues me. In fact, it makes me want to be with you, to see your expressions. you're so cute, and your language is fucking amazing. Honestly, you have this enormous vocabulary that astonishes me. I love it. Like a chinese man loves his rice. Good old rice pickers. :)

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I'm guessing this is David, and I'm hoping that I'm right. kissxkissxbang March 14 2005, 23:07:56 UTC
Haha, everyone has their favorites. :)

I'm glad my entry could bring so much amusement to whoever's actually read it.

Oh, and thank you. ::blushes::

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lalalalla, um yeah..... o.k. petalslitwrist March 14 2005, 21:55:47 UTC
i absolutely love your poem. im gonna visually spiffy it up and put it on my door to my room. im thinking... wish i could write as good. my writing is different. i only write about myself. i never thought to write about other things and use em as metaphors or what not.

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Re: lalalalla, um yeah..... o.k. kissxkissxbang March 14 2005, 23:08:24 UTC
<3

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LOL! anonymous March 14 2005, 22:15:40 UTC
I found your journal on myspace. you seemed to have had an interesting experience. the only thing that ever happened to me was I thought this guy was a huge fly and he got scared of himself. yeah, that was cooler than one week old gum in the back of the freezer.

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If at first you don't succeed, try and try again! kissxkissxbang March 14 2005, 23:13:55 UTC
I guess I had a few bad ones to start, which to any normal person would make them just stop doing it. But that last time I did it, I had the most fun time ever, and I was all by myself for most of it. I don't know, it's not something I do on a regular basis.

I think drinking influences be to do things that I don't normally do. Anyways, message me on myspace if you'd like. :)

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