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[kissunderme]

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[smartemployee]

*oblivious - as usual*

[ashnotashley]

*looks at the sprig, then at Noodle*

Do I have to?

[smartemployee]

...Have to what?

*looks at her looking up - then looks up*

Oh goddammit.

[ashnotashley]

Like I said...do I have to? I know you're technically me, but c'mon!

[smartemployee]

No way. That's just - that's weird.

[ashnotashley]

To say the fucking least!

[smartemployee]

...Just curious...

Gimme some sugar, baby?

[ashnotashley]

*just - stares* That's my line, bitch.

[smartemployee]

Damn.

Well - it's mine too.

And I just found out it won't work on myself.

[ashnotashley]

*sighs rather loudly*

Would you feel better about it if I actually kissed you?

[smartemployee]

Well.

Technically you're me and I'm you.

[ashnotashley]

So...just like kissing your mirror then?

[smartemployee]

Your mirror that happens to be the opposite sex.

...I guess.

[ashnotashley]

*sighs* Do you actually want to do this or not?

[smartemployee]

*rolls his eyes - what the hell*

I'll hate myself in two seconds. Just a hunch.

*grabs her for one of his signature dramatic kisses*

[ashnotashley]

*stiffens up as he kisses her before pushing him away after a few seconds* Alright, that's enough of that.