Hulk Hogan is a slob. Hulkster has a million animals and the neighbors hate him.

yo!!!!!! my name is carlson mcmahon i am crazy!!!

This is PA (AKA my father)


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i'm not what's missing from your life now
i could never be the puzzle pieces
they say that god makes problems
just to see what you can stand
before you do as the devil pleases
and give up the thing you love
but no one deserves it

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So yeah Pa is a dick. Pa = my dad. He acts like i'm a second grade retard. He thinks i'm gonna fuck my life up and be stupid. all he says to me is "get a job" or "are you just gonna sit in that chair till you're fifty?" I know i need a job but thats all he talks about ( Read more... )

Yo bitches!!! I still can't drive so I can't hang out with anyone unless some one picks me up. so... if anyone wants to hang out and wants to drive to my house then that would be cool cause I have been sitting a lot and i'm getting kinda bored ( Read more... )

well no adventures for the night. the only thing that happened on our trip home was tyler decided it would be fun to throw his water at something so... i decided it would be fun to throw my water at travis, so i did. but i also threw the lighter that the commander gave to me and....... it broke ( Read more... )

If we made a cartoon series where Commander Cruds A.K.A. Eric Crudup would be a super hero. and he would run around carrying his synth on his back and he would save people with his laser shooting synth ( Read more... )

I'm pretty much really really stupid. I smoked weed in my room and I guess we didn't cover the smell enough, cause my dad smelled it. So he took my car away. I can only drive to school and home. This really sucks, but I don't think I'm grounded except from my car. So if anyone wants to chill then I think I can if you any one wants to drive ( Read more... )