'Up with my tent!'

[kissmemalfoy]

Finding double entendres in Shakespearean literature is far too fun for its own good.

Take this scene from Richard III:
... King Richard: Norfolk, we must have knocks. Ha! Must we not?
Norfolk: We must both give and take, my loving lord. - (Ooh la la!)
King Richard: Up with my tent! ... (In obvious agreement with Norfolk.. *giggles*)

Too classic. And

Comments

[scent_of_autumn]

LOL I love these! They're one hell of an inuendos!!!
You're such a genious!

[kissmemalfoy]

lol, why thank you!
there are more though..
*devious smile*

[scent_of_autumn]

LMAO! I can see your teacher questioning you about the subject, and you bursting into hysterics. Then I can see your teacher asking you why you're laughing, and you answering, "Nothing, sir. I was just thinking of the two men fucking!" LOL

[kissmemalfoy]

lol! well actually, to be honest, it's more likely for my teacher to realise there's an innuendo and start laughing before the rest of us - she has such a horrendously dirty mind! there's still something weird about old people having sex though (and i know that's so stupid but still..eek!) all of the class are always a bit too shocked that she's mentioned something sexual to laugh.. we're getting used to it now though :P