Heart Heist [prompt #70]

[kojafras]

Title: Heart Heist
Prompt: #70
Length: 2681w
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: N/A
Summary: Yifan’s a police officer. Yixing’s side job is selling sugar disguised as crack cocaine. He’s also the greatest thief of the 21st century.

Comments

[mayangel7]

I liked this so much! The crack was amazing.

Or Yixing trying to sell kids crack cocaine, except it’s actually powdered sugar.
I actually laughed out loud at that part.

“At this rate, I'm scared you've murdered someone,” Yifan deadpans, taking a sip of the coffee anyway. “No one is always this nice to the police without a motive.”
Surprisingly, he's not that far off.

(Yixing continues to gleefully steal artifacts and priceless pieces of jewelry, much to the frustration of Yifan. But he doesn't really do anything about it besides let out a soul suffering sigh because Yixing just sells everything to the black market and donate the money to charities.)
I was still kind of surprised by the way Yixing reveals himself as the thief. And it's for a good cause so shhh.

Thank you so much for writing this!

[gyusama]

Ahh I worried the crack wasn't enough!! I'm glad you liked it and thank you so very much for the lovely comment ♥

[kinkyixing]

I loooooved this Yixing. So cunning and cute.

And this bit just killed me:
Dressed in all black, Yixing grins across the crowd at Yifan, eyes crinkling up at the edges and all that cute shit. Yifan groans internally at Yixing’s mischievous twinkle (because that can’t mean anything good), but before he can make a move, Yixing vanishes back into the throng of people.

Thanks for writing this! <3

[gyusama]

I loved writing this Yixing! Thank you so much for reading and commenting :")

[xingmealullaby]

dear lord have mercy ON MY SOUL ;;
yifan is so whipped ;; oh MY GOD.

“What are you thinking about,” Yixing drawls, voice all low and close and distressingly deep. His eyes flicker down to Yifan’s mouth and drag back up slowly to meet his eyes and Yifan parts his lips.

“Nothing. I don't know. You. And how pretty you are.”

SMOOTH yifan, very SMOOTH.
i really like how you portray the two here ;; and LUHAN THAT LITTLE BISH
i just love this so muCH ;;
all the crack and I'M SO DONE. ; u ;

thanks for writing this!

[gyusama]

I HOPE I DID JUSTICE TO YOUR PROMPT

Ahh I'm happy you enjoyed it, I loved writing it out :") Thank you for reading and commenting, you're lovely ♥

[rideon9095]

I WAS GIGGLING SO HARD WHILE READING I NEED TO TAKE A MOMENT FOR MY GIGGLE TO DIE DOWN BEFORE I CONTINUE. YIXING IS SO CUNNING AND YIFAN WAS, WELL, DUMB. ASGGDJDKDLDJL. ONE OF MY FAVORITES SO FAR!

[gyusama]

I WAS GIGGLING SO HARD WHEN I SAW THIS COMMENT. THANK YOU SO MUCH ♥

[jaerotic]

yifan you're a bad cop lol and yixing is a modern robin hood. yixing is so good at flirting and he ia very naughty lol. thanks for writing!

[gyusama]

naughty yifan (≖‿≖)
Thank you for reading!