'What Men Really Want in Bed', Harry/Ginny, 12+

[akissinacrisis]

Title: What Men Really Want in Bed
Ship: Harry/Ginny
Summary: ‘The Ministry took over, gradually,’ she said, turning pages again. ‘I think it was around November that it started having features like “Ten Ways To Check If Your Man Is A Muggle”, and that’s when Lavender cancelled her subscription.’ Harry and Ginny reconnect over some quality literature

Comments

[pumpkinpasty]

I love this, did you know?

*GROPES HARRY'S MULLET*

*AND YOU*

[pumpkinpasty]

*spam* LOLZERAMA. *points* It looks like everyone needs a lesson from the school of Martha Doesn't Write Explicit Happy Endings (Maybe Because She Is British?).

It also occurs to me that you had said Harry and Ginny were going to GET SOME. Wtf: No more 'tasteful' blackouts or people barging in shrieking 'Weasley!'

LIES. For shame.

[akissinacrisis]

LMFAO I KNOW. Maybe Because She Fails And Flails And Tries But Cannot Master The Satisfying Ending?

GINNY IS NOT THAT MUCH OF A HO. SHE IS SAD ABOUT FRED. D:

{ALSO, THERE IS A REASON THERE IS NO AKISSINACRISIS SMUT. [http://community.livejournal.com/kissesforcrises/4697.html?thread=18265#t18265] I TRY.}

Seriously, in the Canon Of Jo's Mind, how long do you give it? I say two weeks.

[crumplehornedki]

I like it, all light and fluffy with UST with nice little touches like Potterwatch. Are you going to continue?

[laurel_potter]

Yes, I agree, this def. need a sequel or second (or third or fourth) chapter.

[akissinacrisis]

Thank you! Oh ... dear. It appears that I've left people sequel-wanting again. Oops. :/

[akissinacrisis]

Thank you! I'm not going to continue this, but I do have some just-post-DH H/G. In which there is proper physical contact.

[excitedrainbow]

asfd/lmbf,dsf;fd vc

For the first time EVER, I will say thank you to Cosmo, because it helped slightly. Hee, you got the tone and language of those sorts of magazines exactly right!

Ginny and Harry = RIGHT. Really, just them. The easy, comfortable banter, the awkwardness when it comes to their relationship, or any other deeper, topic like Fred or Harry dying - it's them.

Aaaah, the other Gryffindors! I love them all :DDD

All the boys being boisterous and... well, boys, and Seamus being forward about asking Harry, Lee getting his interview, Hermione being all motherly, that mention of Neville sleeping on the sofa (bless him, the poor guy)... eee, I love them all so.

AND YOU AS WELL. ♥

[akissinacrisis]

it helped slightly

*cough*I may have stolen the horoscope and just stuck it in my fic. But I couldn't help it! Leo men ARE going to make dramatic changes next summer! (In 2008 ...)

I wrote this in Italy, next to a pool, as I switched between reading a Cosmo and my Deathly Hallows. Can you tell?

Ginny and Harry = RIGHT.

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[placebetween]

I love it. I wish I had something useful to say ... but I don't. Continue?

[akissinacrisis]

... no continuation, I'm afraid. But thank you very much! ♥

[elementum]

Oh thanks for making me laugh! That was just spiffy! ^.^ Very realistic articles, I think, for a magical version of Cosmo. Brilliant.

[akissinacrisis]

Thank you! Glad I made you laugh. :)