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[kissesandbangs]

Twenty-four hours of copious self-licking wasn't quite enough for my taste.

Comments

[glock30]

Get a cat.

[kissesandbangs]

Are you offering?

[glock30]

To get you a cat?

Of course not.

[kissesandbangs]

Why not?

[ishiah]

Obviously your taste could use improving. Have you at least considered licking someone else?

[kissesandbangs]

Plenty, and the lack of a curse wouldn't stop me. The flavors were a perk.

[ishiah]

Perhaps in your case. I require no confectionary flavored amelioration, it would be a shame to meddle with perfection.

[kissesandbangs]

And clearly you need no flavor to compensate for any lack of silver tongue.

[madly_blooming]

Why lick yourself when others can lick you?