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[kissesandbangs]

Arena this, Arena that. Tell me something juicy.

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[darkest0knight]

I'm pretty sure the Chinese take-out place is serving cat in place of pork these days.

Does that count as juicy or just gross?

[darkest0knight]

If anyone's managed to catch Alucard's cat and eat it, I'd say they were doing the City a favour.

[kissesandbangs]

I've seen the creature, no thank you.

[darkest0knight]

Everyone sane has that reaction.

[kissesandbangs]

I'll have to explain that one to the team.

[darkest0knight]

S'good enough of a barometer for me.

[kissesandbangs]

Do you have any other barometers?

[darkest0knight]

Let's see:

There's the insanity barometer, the sadism barometer, the straight boy barometer, the arrogant bastard barometer...

The I'm-a-shadow-possessing-someone-else's-body-in-order-to-molest-you barometer.

[kissesandbangs]

A straight boy barometer?

[darkest0knight]

You can usually tell by how close they're willing to stand next to you after they've figured out that you're gay. More than five feet is a bonifide straight boy.

[kissesandbangs]

Now there's a concept completely foreign to me.

[darkest0knight]

What is?

[kissesandbangs]

Oh gay and straight. I'll fuck anything.

[darkest0knight]

Here's hoping that doesn't include livestock. I don't really have a bestiality barometer.

[kissesandbangs]

Well most systems don't allow the consumption of aphrodesian cephalopods among other things.

[darkest0knight]

The consumption of what-ian what-pods?