( Today we talk in third person about what I'm afraid of. )

( Today we talk in third person about something that makes me cry and the first time I met my girlfriend. )

( Today we talk in third person about something that makes me happy. )

( Today we talk in third person about something that upsets me. )

Before I write some third person rpf about myself, I'd like to share something with you. It's podfic of " Daleks! at the Disco," and it's not very good but it exists. LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT HOW I WANTED TO MEMORIZE THE ENTIRE FIC BEFORE I TRIED TO DO THIS. Screw you, Speech and Debate. Screw you.

Anyway: Daleks! at the Disco read by me.

( Today we talk in third person about the first time someone called me Gerard Way. )

( Today we talk in third person about my month. )

( vague transcription of the MCR teaser video )

( Today we talk in third person about my favorite birthday. )

( Today we talk in third person about my favorite memory. )

( Today we talk in third person about my first kiss. )