Heat = Bad. Badbadbadbad...
Technically, this should be at findmynowhere, but... It has too many references to various anime in it. Really. Things get really crazy at the end. It also ties into several other things, but you'll still have lots of crack left over that you actually can understand, so... FORGIVE ME!!!!
Oh. And, uhm, this is ENTIRELY based around the word fruit. No, not the food. Fruit as in the kind of boy. -nods-
“Megan,” Kura starts, “how do you get all the hottest boys in school so neatly wrapped around your finger?”
Megan obviously was not in her right mind just then. Possibly because of the heat, but it could be entirely something else. George had warned them about her crazy, erratic behavior during heat. It was now 105 and Megan was wearing... A bathing suit. Which George kept on muttering about, but no one seemed to pay any attention to him.
“How do I get all the hottest boys in school so neatly wrapped around my finger?! THAT IS A TRULY FOOLISH QUESTION!”
A pedestal appeared out of nowhere complete with spotlights and acrylic case that held... A box of Fruit Loops.
Megan pointed, “BEHOLD! IT IS THE HOLY CASE OF GAY BISHIE CATCH-BAIT! BOW DOWN BEFORE THE POWER OF THE FRUIT LOOPS!!!!!”
The twins sweatdropped as Megan proceeded to sing some song about Fruit Loops. Where did she come up with this stuff? Earlier today Matt had come in, pointed at Megan and fumed. Megan had merely laughed like Renge and said something about gay boys and cracking digital codes with a giant mega-computer. Or several.
“WHERE DID YOU PUT MY SHEETS?! AND WHAT DOES “MONKEY EATS PAINT” MEAN YOU SNOTTY LITTLE PORCUPINE*?! AND WHY IS THERE A NOTE ON MY WALL WRITTEN IN NEON PINK NAIL POLISH?!”
Megan then shrugged and said to ask the walrus and the carpenter where the oysters had gone. Matt nearly slapped her, but then she had pointed at him and said the following:
“Double punishment for fighting! USAGI SUMO!”
George had escorted Matt out of the room then and handed him a pale green bundle of... Something. Maybe sheets. Maybe condoms. Or some of Megan's shonen-ai manga.. Probably all three. Megan might hunt him down of the second one was in that bundle though. Especially if it was one particular manga with a dog and a goldfish. And over-sexed college boys.
And... Now Megan was brandishing a bag of Fruit Loops and whistling while saying “here pretty, pretty gay boys...” and generally being very strange. Heat not only makes nosebleeds, it also causes insanity it would seem. It also didn't help that someone was suddenly at the door, knocking politely. That was followed by loud banging and then the entire door falling down. Rather, knocked down by a green-eyed cop brandishing a gun. A loud-mouthed one at that.
“WHERE'S THAT BITCH OF A LITTLE GIRL?! YEAH YOU, YOU STUPID LITTLE DRAMA QUEEN! GIVE ME THOSE FRUIT LOOPS! I'VE GOT A WARRANT!!!”
Megan bit him. George apologized and the cop let out a long string of rainbow-flavoured phrases. Megan happily pranced over to the cop standing behind the colourful one and hugged him. Rather, she glomped him. And he began to turn blue. So she let him go and he started coughing.
Which then lead the colourful cop to direct rainbow-flavoured phrases at Megan who didn't bite him this time. Instead, she shoved Fruit Loops in her mouth stating something about reunion sex, drunks, aphrodisiacs and pants slipping right off. The twins decided they really didn't want to know what the hell she read on the shiney new laptop that George gave her. The one that she named Ein. They didn't want to know why she named it either. Or why it had stuff painted all over it.
Then again, now that she was deep in conversation with the one cop and the other, shyer cop was about to hit them both with something. Then, several other people showed up at Megan's doorstep. Including, but not limited to, two boys with blue and pink hair standing extremely close to each other, a set of three boys... At least, the twins thought they were boys, with blond, blue and pink hair... And one set of twins. With red hair. Which was slightly awkward.
“OMG! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SALESPERSON WAS SERIOUS! I didn't actually think hordes of pretty gay boys would... OH! That one's cute! Hey... Would you all like to, uhm... Come... In?”
And that was when the twins thankfully made their exit. Just as a bubbly pink-haired boy who dangerously reminded them of a certain girl bounced by dragging a unhappy blond man along. And a thin boy yelling at a tall, stoic one about “missions” and “money” and various other things. It was all a little too strange for them. Then again, stranger things had happened to them in Megan's presence. Like the time technical difficulties had come in the form of a CD cleanly snapped in half. Just as they thought they were safe, Ai-kun came storming past and they kind of felt sorry for Megan.
But then again, they didn't. Megan tended to purchase things from questionable places. Very questionable places in the deep, darker corners of the city. Places named Diagon Alley. Funny, because no one stopped her. If they were going to get angry later, they might as well forbid her from going in the first place. A set of four passed by them, all of whom gave of strange rays of energy that the twins didn't like. And the one with scarlet hair was standing just a little too close to the one in a green uniform. And if Megan's descriptions were anything to go by, which they most certainly were, she was now definitely bringing people out of strange dimensions.
To think, all of this for a box of Fruit Loops sold to Megan by a mysterious man who had a snot-nosed kid and a girl flitting around him. Huh.
* If you're curious, this is based on a Gaelic variation of her name (Meegan) meaning soft or gentle. Except she's not. It's meant as an insult.
Oh, and I count 9 anime references (11 if you count the one fandom repeated thrice), 1 fan fic reference (which is so mangled...), 3 literature references (you'll probably only catch two) and... That's it. Extra points if you try to guess any of them. The ones towards the end are... -coughs- Easier. And if you pay attention to everything I ramble about... That pretty much guarentees you at least four.
^_______^U -laughs timidly- I... Apologize? For the... Crack?
...
COCKFIGHTER!!! -runs away and hides behind Kurama-
Oh. And, uhm, this is ENTIRELY based around the word fruit. No, not the food. Fruit as in the kind of boy. -nods-
“Megan,” Kura starts, “how do you get all the hottest boys in school so neatly wrapped around your finger?”
Megan obviously was not in her right mind just then. Possibly because of the heat, but it could be entirely something else. George had warned them about her crazy, erratic behavior during heat. It was now 105 and Megan was wearing... A bathing suit. Which George kept on muttering about, but no one seemed to pay any attention to him.
“How do I get all the hottest boys in school so neatly wrapped around my finger?! THAT IS A TRULY FOOLISH QUESTION!”
A pedestal appeared out of nowhere complete with spotlights and acrylic case that held... A box of Fruit Loops.
Megan pointed, “BEHOLD! IT IS THE HOLY CASE OF GAY BISHIE CATCH-BAIT! BOW DOWN BEFORE THE POWER OF THE FRUIT LOOPS!!!!!”
The twins sweatdropped as Megan proceeded to sing some song about Fruit Loops. Where did she come up with this stuff? Earlier today Matt had come in, pointed at Megan and fumed. Megan had merely laughed like Renge and said something about gay boys and cracking digital codes with a giant mega-computer. Or several.
“WHERE DID YOU PUT MY SHEETS?! AND WHAT DOES “MONKEY EATS PAINT” MEAN YOU SNOTTY LITTLE PORCUPINE*?! AND WHY IS THERE A NOTE ON MY WALL WRITTEN IN NEON PINK NAIL POLISH?!”
Megan then shrugged and said to ask the walrus and the carpenter where the oysters had gone. Matt nearly slapped her, but then she had pointed at him and said the following:
“Double punishment for fighting! USAGI SUMO!”
George had escorted Matt out of the room then and handed him a pale green bundle of... Something. Maybe sheets. Maybe condoms. Or some of Megan's shonen-ai manga.. Probably all three. Megan might hunt him down of the second one was in that bundle though. Especially if it was one particular manga with a dog and a goldfish. And over-sexed college boys.
And... Now Megan was brandishing a bag of Fruit Loops and whistling while saying “here pretty, pretty gay boys...” and generally being very strange. Heat not only makes nosebleeds, it also causes insanity it would seem. It also didn't help that someone was suddenly at the door, knocking politely. That was followed by loud banging and then the entire door falling down. Rather, knocked down by a green-eyed cop brandishing a gun. A loud-mouthed one at that.
“WHERE'S THAT BITCH OF A LITTLE GIRL?! YEAH YOU, YOU STUPID LITTLE DRAMA QUEEN! GIVE ME THOSE FRUIT LOOPS! I'VE GOT A WARRANT!!!”
Megan bit him. George apologized and the cop let out a long string of rainbow-flavoured phrases. Megan happily pranced over to the cop standing behind the colourful one and hugged him. Rather, she glomped him. And he began to turn blue. So she let him go and he started coughing.
Which then lead the colourful cop to direct rainbow-flavoured phrases at Megan who didn't bite him this time. Instead, she shoved Fruit Loops in her mouth stating something about reunion sex, drunks, aphrodisiacs and pants slipping right off. The twins decided they really didn't want to know what the hell she read on the shiney new laptop that George gave her. The one that she named Ein. They didn't want to know why she named it either. Or why it had stuff painted all over it.
Then again, now that she was deep in conversation with the one cop and the other, shyer cop was about to hit them both with something. Then, several other people showed up at Megan's doorstep. Including, but not limited to, two boys with blue and pink hair standing extremely close to each other, a set of three boys... At least, the twins thought they were boys, with blond, blue and pink hair... And one set of twins. With red hair. Which was slightly awkward.
“OMG! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SALESPERSON WAS SERIOUS! I didn't actually think hordes of pretty gay boys would... OH! That one's cute! Hey... Would you all like to, uhm... Come... In?”
And that was when the twins thankfully made their exit. Just as a bubbly pink-haired boy who dangerously reminded them of a certain girl bounced by dragging a unhappy blond man along. And a thin boy yelling at a tall, stoic one about “missions” and “money” and various other things. It was all a little too strange for them. Then again, stranger things had happened to them in Megan's presence. Like the time technical difficulties had come in the form of a CD cleanly snapped in half. Just as they thought they were safe, Ai-kun came storming past and they kind of felt sorry for Megan.
But then again, they didn't. Megan tended to purchase things from questionable places. Very questionable places in the deep, darker corners of the city. Places named Diagon Alley. Funny, because no one stopped her. If they were going to get angry later, they might as well forbid her from going in the first place. A set of four passed by them, all of whom gave of strange rays of energy that the twins didn't like. And the one with scarlet hair was standing just a little too close to the one in a green uniform. And if Megan's descriptions were anything to go by, which they most certainly were, she was now definitely bringing people out of strange dimensions.
To think, all of this for a box of Fruit Loops sold to Megan by a mysterious man who had a snot-nosed kid and a girl flitting around him. Huh.
* If you're curious, this is based on a Gaelic variation of her name (Meegan) meaning soft or gentle. Except she's not. It's meant as an insult.
Oh, and I count 9 anime references (11 if you count the one fandom repeated thrice), 1 fan fic reference (which is so mangled...), 3 literature references (you'll probably only catch two) and... That's it. Extra points if you try to guess any of them. The ones towards the end are... -coughs- Easier. And if you pay attention to everything I ramble about... That pretty much guarentees you at least four.
^_______^U -laughs timidly- I... Apologize? For the... Crack?
...
COCKFIGHTER!!! -runs away and hides behind Kurama-