[pornmas] masterlist/advent calendar

Nov 30, 2011 19:40

365 Gay Sharks
Day 334, Word Count: 380
Theme: November; Write Until You Drop
This post is part of the 365 Gay Sharks project. If you would like to learn more about this project, click here to read more about it. :D

So I won NaNo:



And you can read my nonsensical effort to write a book via twitter under the verse: aubergines tag once I finish unlocking them. It's mostly raw text so there are spelling mistakes and it's pretty much the most awful thing, but whatever. I wrote 50k over twitter, bitches! Ya'll can't even handle how cool I am, I know.

Oh wait. That's actually not the point of this post. Okay. Let's get to the point.

You may have, if you're a naturally curious human being that wasn't here on my journal last December, noticed I have a * pornmas tag (or seen it mentioned on the 365 Gay Sharks page). You may have even clicked on the tag and deduced that I did, in fact, post 1 piece of porn for every day from December 1st to December 25th last year. Or you might have never noticed at all, but either way you're probably not wondering if I'm doing it again, because you've realized by now that I would never start a post this way if I wasn't. So yes, the 25 Days of Pornmas fiasco is happening again this year because I hate myself that much.

But wait, there's more!

As we get closer to the 25th day of Pornmas, the 12 Days of Podmas are going to kick in. Yes, that means exactly what you think it means. You guys will be so sick of me by the end of December. You're probably sick of my never-ending flood of posts anyway, but it's okay, because it'll be back to relatively irregular and unmotivated posting next year. Except for how that's a lie but you'll see what I mean when the New Year rolls around. At any rate, it won't be 365 posts next year so you're safe from that, at least.

Anyway, this event has the same rules as last year: 1 piece of porn of 500+ words a day from December 1st to December 25th. The rules for Podmas are similar: 1 podfic of 500+ words a day from December 14th to the 25th (the content isn't very porny, I'm warning you now).

It should be great fun, you guys! (If you're not jazzed and looking for someone to blame, though, you should blame teh_slush because it's totally her fault I did this last year.)


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