[The Sex Kink Meme]

[kirktastic]

1.“fucking machines”
2.BDSM
3.penetrative sex [more graphic than not; with nouns like ‘cock’ as opposed to euphemisms like ‘length’.]
4.adoptive, non-related ‘incest’. [step-sibling/step-parents/adoptive siblings, etc.]
5.amputation/guro
6.anal intercourse [male/male, male/female]
7.bestiality/furries
8.biting
9.breast stimulation
10. breathplay
11

Comments

[original_fine]

[[OOC - Okay can I just say, lumping in cousins with siblings/uncles/incest? You know, one of 'em's actually legal. Not commenting on the kinkworthiness of any of it, just saying.]]

[kirktastic]

[OOC: I didn't write the meme, I just took it. Some people put cousins in the same category, I guess!]

[original_fine]

[[OOC - Oh I wasn't blaming you, and I'm not upset or anything. I just wasn't really expecting to encounter that idea. Granted, second cousins are sometimes given more leeway than first, but it's odd to personally be lumped in with "incest."]]

[kirktastic]

[OOC: I could change it, if you wanted. I didn't want to upset anyone, I had no idea. I just wanted to have a little porny fun with everyone.]

[allmhadadh]

[[OOC: I got as far as the first five and realized my character would probably put a strike through all of them... well, except maybe two or three. Like, the tamest two or three.]]

[kirktastic]

[OOC: It was difficult to find things to actually strike through for Jim. XD Ended up being the most, most extreme things and anything to do with incest. XD]

[allmhadadh]

[[OOC: LMAO! It's kinda neat, really. Both our characters are a bit rogue, but in such different ways. And yet, when they interacted, you could easily see them bonding over driving a Riviera in a shuttlebay.]]

[kirktastic]

[OOC: I 100% agree with you. In fact, once this meeting is over... Kirk may *cough* wander down there. Or maybe after shift.]

[fortran77soul]

[[OOC: Although our characters haven't met yet, I might need to steal this and fill it out for comedy reasons. HAHA! ]]

[kirktastic]

[OOC: This is where we get into the 'slightly really meta' version of our RP that makes it so cracky. XD]

[original_fine]

[OOC - That's actually my favorite part, as you might have noticed. This was entirely meta to start with, considering its origins, so I had to work to make mine RP!

Also as a side note, I can't fill this out because Jim just wants to talk about all the stuff that's okay to think about and fantasize about without doing and hurting other people, and he won't settle down and just answer.]

[fortran77soul]

[[OOC: There goes my excuse of "I was bored and looking through the TOS!Enterprise's files and found this! I think it's a medical form of some sort..."

Unless a random NPC left it there. Or a wizard did it.]'

Wait, what?

[headnursechapel]

11.bugchasing [intentional infection with HIV]

Don't even think about this, anyone, you've got two McCoys and two Chapels here, all overworked, and anyone showing their face in Sickbay and admitting to this will bear the full brunt of our rage.

[[OOC: seriously, what??]]

Re: Wait, what?

[kirktastic]

[OOC: THERE WAS NOTHING ELSE ON THAT LIST THAT FREAKED ME OUT MORE THEN #11!!! Is this SERIOUSLY a fucking fetish!?!?!]

Re: Wait, what?

[fortran77soul]

[[OOC: Yeah, it is in certain circles. One of my friends in college would rant about how it was driven by people who were lacking enough brain cells to properly function. There was a documentary covering it released a few years back too:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gift_(2003_film)]]

Re: Wait, what?

[country_doc]

[[OOC - AHAHA, ICON LOVE.

Also, I agree. Wat.]]

[just_uhura]

(OOC: I literally made a D: face at some of these)