[KinKi Fic] Of Life Underwater and Superheroes
Scary how many random situations in my life invoke cheesy fic ideas for these two lately. >_< Just me indulging; not cross-posted.
Disclaimer: This writing is fictional and has no commercial purpose. Characters are real persons belonging to themselves.
Pairing: KinKi Kids
Genre: Fluff, dialogue
Rating: G
Summary: A KinKi conversation with much fooling around. Pointless fluff, OOC KinKi, ellipses abuse.
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Of Life Underwater and Superheroes
"Isn't it beautiful, this lake."
"It's still too dark to see anything."
"No, of course I don't mean it in the strict visual sense. This water, just waiting to let out its sparkles once the sun comes out. The grass wet with dew that you can feel under you. The smell of the earth..."
"Those are fine, but they are not what I'll call--"
"..."
"What?"
"..."
"Uh. Okay. Mm--"
"ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL, THIS LAKE."
"...Yeah, it is."
"..."
"..."
"Don't you have anything to talk about?"
"But we don't really need to talk, do we?"
"The mood will be weird if we don't talk."
"Hm..."
"..."
"..."
"You know, these fishes..."
"What fi-- I mean, yes, what about them?"
"They are swimming the whole day long..."
"Ppf--"
"Why are they living such a hard life? Or is it their happiness to live that way?"
"--ffft... Don't be so dark this early in the morning!"
"Hm-hm-hm."
"..."
"..."
"It sure is taking quite a while..."
"It should be soon. The clouds are getting redder."
"Uoh! Doesn't that cloud look like Ultraman?"
"...Ultraman?"
"See-- that's the horn thing, then that's the hand, you know, when in that pose--"
"Sometimes... your imagination can be quite amazing."
"What are you saying, when we finally have something fun to talk about too~~ ah, here comes!"
"Oh... pretty..."
"..."
"..."
"I wonder if the lighting is all right? It's glaring."
"It'll be fine. Come closer."
"E-eh, wh-why?"
"The close-up..."
"Oh. Right."
"..."
"..."
"No molesting my butt. It will ruin the effect."
"Hmph."
"..."
"..."
Footsteps.
"Ah, it's done? All right..."
Rustle, rustle.
"Now let's see..."
"Great, it's usable... Imagine the trouble if we need to retake."
"Hm, since we went through all this trouble for the PV, we might as well take snapshots for the magazines and skip the photoshoots for this month."
"Then I bet the article headers will be 'KinKi on a Romantic Date!' or something like that."
"Except you're not up to that standard. Honestly, what's with the Ultraman talk? In a setting like this?"
"But it did look like Ultraman."
"..."
"And I thought you *liked* Ultraman."
"Okay, enough about Ultraman. It so doesn't match those roses you're holding."
"What does that matter... As long as it looks good on the CD cover, who cares what I'm talking about when it is taken?"
"Sigh. How come I never get roses?"
"Sunflowers are pretty, too. And they'll offset your darkness."
"..."
Snap. Snap. Snap.
"Excuse me, can I take the flowers home? Ah, it's okay? Thank you!"
"What for?"
"Decoration. Nothing really, just thought it'd be a waste not to reuse them."
"You want these roses too? Here."
"Ah. Could you help me hold them first? And mine too? I have my guitar and my bag, so..."
"That's fine, but... are you going to bring them along to the studio?"
"Hmm. I can't leave them in the car, they'll wilt if it gets too hot inside."
"Then leave your guitar in the car and take the flowers with you."
"That's out of the question."
"...Right. Forget I suggested that."
"Ummm. Maybe I shouldn't take them after all..."
"...It's all right, I'll hold on to these flowers, then."
"Really?"
"No problem."
"Ah, thank you. You're kind today."
"Aren't I always."
"Ahem."
Rustle.
"...Huh? The camera is still rolling?"
"What have you been filming? Let me see... whoa, this is dangerous!"
"Yeah! If you cut this out of context, people will think I was giving Tsuyoshi roses."
"Well... nothing too out of ordinary, if you think about it."
"If you say it like that, even the staff will misunderstand!"
"Of course I mean it in terms of photoshoots, right, staff-san?"
"...I don't think you convinced him. He's just laughing."
"Well then, shall we spread the gossip that you're taking the flowers to a date tonight?"
"With you?"
"With anyone but me. Don't you get my intention at all?"
"You're the one who is taking them home, it should be your date."
"But rumors about *you* going on a date will attract more attention."
"...What exactly is that intention you were mentioning?"
"...Nfu."
"That's right, I will have to carry these around today, huh? I didn't think of that when I offered--"
"Okay, okay. You can say they are Tsuyoshi's."
"It's still a pain to explain every time."
"Or you can say they are for Tsuyoshi (heart)."
"...Your intentions sure are contradictory."
"Once you say that, I bet people will not ask you further."
"..."
"Are you starting to like the idea now?"
"Maybe. I'll be sure to ask you when I need a pretend girlfriend."
"Well, it's almost Christmas Eve..."
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[*] To clarify in case it's confusing, responses by other characters are not written out.
[*] Tsuyoshi referred to his J-web entry example from NEWS' first appearance on Doumoto Kyoudai.
[*] Kouichi with roses is from Popolo April 2006. Tsuyoshi's were tulips (?) in the same edition.
Disclaimer: This writing is fictional and has no commercial purpose. Characters are real persons belonging to themselves.
Pairing: KinKi Kids
Genre: Fluff, dialogue
Rating: G
Summary: A KinKi conversation with much fooling around. Pointless fluff, OOC KinKi, ellipses abuse.
---
Of Life Underwater and Superheroes
"Isn't it beautiful, this lake."
"It's still too dark to see anything."
"No, of course I don't mean it in the strict visual sense. This water, just waiting to let out its sparkles once the sun comes out. The grass wet with dew that you can feel under you. The smell of the earth..."
"Those are fine, but they are not what I'll call--"
"..."
"What?"
"..."
"Uh. Okay. Mm--"
"ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL, THIS LAKE."
"...Yeah, it is."
"..."
"..."
"Don't you have anything to talk about?"
"But we don't really need to talk, do we?"
"The mood will be weird if we don't talk."
"Hm..."
"..."
"..."
"You know, these fishes..."
"What fi-- I mean, yes, what about them?"
"They are swimming the whole day long..."
"Ppf--"
"Why are they living such a hard life? Or is it their happiness to live that way?"
"--ffft... Don't be so dark this early in the morning!"
"Hm-hm-hm."
"..."
"..."
"It sure is taking quite a while..."
"It should be soon. The clouds are getting redder."
"Uoh! Doesn't that cloud look like Ultraman?"
"...Ultraman?"
"See-- that's the horn thing, then that's the hand, you know, when in that pose--"
"Sometimes... your imagination can be quite amazing."
"What are you saying, when we finally have something fun to talk about too~~ ah, here comes!"
"Oh... pretty..."
"..."
"..."
"I wonder if the lighting is all right? It's glaring."
"It'll be fine. Come closer."
"E-eh, wh-why?"
"The close-up..."
"Oh. Right."
"..."
"..."
"No molesting my butt. It will ruin the effect."
"Hmph."
"..."
"..."
Footsteps.
"Ah, it's done? All right..."
Rustle, rustle.
"Now let's see..."
"Great, it's usable... Imagine the trouble if we need to retake."
"Hm, since we went through all this trouble for the PV, we might as well take snapshots for the magazines and skip the photoshoots for this month."
"Then I bet the article headers will be 'KinKi on a Romantic Date!' or something like that."
"Except you're not up to that standard. Honestly, what's with the Ultraman talk? In a setting like this?"
"But it did look like Ultraman."
"..."
"And I thought you *liked* Ultraman."
"Okay, enough about Ultraman. It so doesn't match those roses you're holding."
"What does that matter... As long as it looks good on the CD cover, who cares what I'm talking about when it is taken?"
"Sigh. How come I never get roses?"
"Sunflowers are pretty, too. And they'll offset your darkness."
"..."
Snap. Snap. Snap.
"Excuse me, can I take the flowers home? Ah, it's okay? Thank you!"
"What for?"
"Decoration. Nothing really, just thought it'd be a waste not to reuse them."
"You want these roses too? Here."
"Ah. Could you help me hold them first? And mine too? I have my guitar and my bag, so..."
"That's fine, but... are you going to bring them along to the studio?"
"Hmm. I can't leave them in the car, they'll wilt if it gets too hot inside."
"Then leave your guitar in the car and take the flowers with you."
"That's out of the question."
"...Right. Forget I suggested that."
"Ummm. Maybe I shouldn't take them after all..."
"...It's all right, I'll hold on to these flowers, then."
"Really?"
"No problem."
"Ah, thank you. You're kind today."
"Aren't I always."
"Ahem."
Rustle.
"...Huh? The camera is still rolling?"
"What have you been filming? Let me see... whoa, this is dangerous!"
"Yeah! If you cut this out of context, people will think I was giving Tsuyoshi roses."
"Well... nothing too out of ordinary, if you think about it."
"If you say it like that, even the staff will misunderstand!"
"Of course I mean it in terms of photoshoots, right, staff-san?"
"...I don't think you convinced him. He's just laughing."
"Well then, shall we spread the gossip that you're taking the flowers to a date tonight?"
"With you?"
"With anyone but me. Don't you get my intention at all?"
"You're the one who is taking them home, it should be your date."
"But rumors about *you* going on a date will attract more attention."
"...What exactly is that intention you were mentioning?"
"...Nfu."
"That's right, I will have to carry these around today, huh? I didn't think of that when I offered--"
"Okay, okay. You can say they are Tsuyoshi's."
"It's still a pain to explain every time."
"Or you can say they are for Tsuyoshi (heart)."
"...Your intentions sure are contradictory."
"Once you say that, I bet people will not ask you further."
"..."
"Are you starting to like the idea now?"
"Maybe. I'll be sure to ask you when I need a pretend girlfriend."
"Well, it's almost Christmas Eve..."
---
[*] To clarify in case it's confusing, responses by other characters are not written out.
[*] Tsuyoshi referred to his J-web entry example from NEWS' first appearance on Doumoto Kyoudai.
[*] Kouichi with roses is from Popolo April 2006. Tsuyoshi's were tulips (?) in the same edition.