[KinKi Fic] Practical Methods to Have One's Way with Kouichi

Mar 27, 2010 19:40

For light reading... This has the three Cs: questionable Characterization, Cliches, random Cameos. -_-

Disclaimer: This writing is fictional and has no commercial purpose. Characters are real persons belonging to themselves.

Featuring: KinKi Kids, MA, Gackt, Kanjani8, NEWS
Pairing: Insinuated KinKi Kids, Gackt/KinKi
Genre: Humor, fluff, multiple shorts
Rating: G

Summary: Tsuyoshi has a way of being there without being there.


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1. Name Dropping (100)

"Kouichi-kun," Yara called. "The food is here."

Kouichi didn't look up nor open his eyes. "You guys go ahead. I'll just catch a nap."

"Machida-san specifically instructed to make sure you eat," Yara persuaded.

"Tell him I'm not hungry."

Yara exchanged looks with Yone, who then said, "We'll tell Tsuyoshi-kun."

Kouichi burst out laughing at once. "What does he have to do with this!"

"Nothing," Yone said, skillfully disguising a signaling glance. "But the name works great to get you to open up."

And Yara, true to his reputed agility, efficiently shoved the piece of sushi into Kouichi's unguarded mouth.

2. Sound Reasoning (150)

"Thanks for inviting me," Kouichi said. "It's getting late, so..."

Gackt took a glance across the hall, then leaned over to whisper in Kouichi's ear. "Perhaps you should wait a bit."

"Eh?"

"It's too obvious to leave together." Gackt gestured. "There are reporters outside."

Kouichi followed his line of sight towards the door. "Oh! No, I'm not going with Tsuyoshi..."

"I see," Gackt looked at him meaningfully. "The tabloids won't care, though."

Kouichi laughed. "We don't care about them either."

Gackt shrugged. "I was concerned if he might be more vulnerable to target than he normally was... you know, after all the alcohol? But you know him better."

Kouichi took a long moment to consider. "I guess I'll stay a little longer."

Gackt smiled as he pressed the glass he was holding into Kouichi's hand, reached for the bottle, and closed the gap between them. "Well then, while you're here..."

3. Cross Referencing (180)

"All the best for the show, senpai."

"Thank you." Kouichi smiled. The Ferrari team did well last night; he was in a good mood. "Ah, Tateyama."

"It's Yokoyama," Yoko corrected automatically.

"Here."

Yoko took the envelope, puzzled. "This...?"

"The New Year's money. Now you can stop complaining about it."

Yoko blinked. "Wow, it sure is late..."

"Shut up. I haven't seen you since January." Kouichi fished in his wallet some more. "Nishikido, here. Sorry, I ran out of envelopes."

"We can be your messenger for the other guys," Yoko offered cheerfully.

"No way," Kouichi replied just as cheerfully.

"But then Hina won't stop whin--"

"Just ignore him," Ryo cut him off unexpectedly. "He and Yasu already received the New Year's money from Tsuyoshi-kun."

Yoko blinked again. "They did?"

"Tradition says you only get one from every household," Ryo continued, unfazed. "Right, Kouichi-kun?"

Kouichi gaped. "Eh--"

Ryo checked his watch. "Ah, we should go. The show is starting soon."

"Uhm." Kouichi stood up and dug into his pocket. "Wait."

Yoko stared bewilderedly at Ryo, whose smile was innocent and wide. "Yes?"

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And the sequel/prequel/counterparts:

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1a. Anti Aliasing (-100)

"Tsuyo-chan..."

Two heads whipped around.

"Tsu-chan..." Machida cooed again.

Yonehana Tsuyoshi smiled brightly. "I'll kill you."

Kouichi chuckled when Machida ducked behind him. "I'm not going to intervene in this one."

Machida squeaked.

"I told you not to try that when Yone was around," Yara remarked calmly.

"It didn't work the way you described," Machida complained, sneaking looks at Kouichi. "It's just making me look silly..."

Yone caught him by the cheek. "Fret not. I'll give you a new look."

"Don't be too hard on him," Kouichi said kindly. "I somewhat want to see a replay at a KinKi concert."

2a. Shadow Boxing (-150)

"Thanks for inviting me," Tsuyoshi said. "It's getting late, so..."

"You don't look too well." Gackt's fingers found Tsuyoshi's neck ever so casually. "There are enough guest rooms if you want to stay the night."

Tsuyoshi raised an eyebrow. "Those reporters in your yard would have a field day."

"They'd love drunk incidents, too."

"I haven't had any alcohol. Your chef makes great mocktails."

Gackt smiled. "Are you sure they're only mocktails?"

"I'm not that green." Tsuyoshi laughed. "Stop flirting with me."

"I wouldn't flirt with you if you were green." His hand settled on the pillar, trapping.

Tsuyoshi's expression softened. "This is hardly an appropriate setting."

Gackt followed his line of sight towards the lanky figure. "I'm not the type to hold back."

"I am. And he is. But I'm leaving."

Gackt peered. "He's not green, either."

"He'll be fine." Tsuyoshi slipped away calmly. "You're a pretty responsible flirt."

3a. Fire Fighting (-180)

"So, what happened?" Yamapi asked.

"About?"

"Toma says Yoko is not talking to you."

"Oh." Ryo looked bored. "It's just him panicking over Kouichi-kun saying something about not letting Kanjani8 guest on Doumoto Kyoudai any time in the near future."

"Uh, why?"

Ryo grinned. "If I tell you, he might ban NEWS too." He paused. "He's probably already thinking that."

Yamapi smacked him. "What did you do?"

"Just a random joke! I didn't even do it for the money."

Yamapi let the unsettling detail pass. "About Kouichi-kun?"

"And Tsuyoshi-kun."

Yamapi stared. "You don't mess with that."

"What I said was tame compared to what they do all the time. I don't get why everybody is overreacting."

"...'Everybody'?"

"Well, I only told the guys, but Maru told Ohno-kun, who told Nino..."

Yamapi shifted. "I think I'm better off not knowing the rest."

Ryo shrugged, and reached for a magazine.

"Morning!"

"Oh, hey, Tegoshi-kun."

"Listen, have you heard the latest news about KinKi-san?"

Ryo chortled.

"Wait--" Yamapi started.

Tegoshi pummeled on. "According to Kamenashi-kun, they're now living together!"

Ryo dropped the magazine.

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[*] The digits in brackets are word counts, disguised as some sort of scores...

[*] I'm uneasy about how Gackt's characterization turned out (I get the feeling he does get around but in a gentlemanly, you-know-the-deal kind of way?), but I hope you've known him (better than I do) before coming here so this won't paint any wrong impression.

gackt, tomapi, kanjani8, fic, kinki, ma

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