if only my jaw could drop far enough

[kirbybits]

So when I was in Indiana last weekend, I had dinner with Bing and Cherry.  It didn't go well, blah boring blah why do I bother trying to see him anymore blah, but!  That is not the point.  The point is that I was telling Cherry about the book I was just finishing up (Dreams from My Father by Barak Obama) and Bing leaned over and said, "Who are you

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[bossymarmalade]

This is such a charming, honest, thoughtful post that I felt I should be reading it in print or hearing it in a televised speech or something. You absolute treasure, you.

*kisses*

[kirbybits]

If only more televised speeches included the word "dude"! N'awww, thank you. :)

[crimsonclad]

"homos can't help themselves, but bisexuals are perverts who would fuck a hole in the ground."

I-- wow. I have trouble imagining anyone other than John Sheppard's fanonically homophobic father saying that.

A REAL PERSON? WOW.

[kirbybits]

Yes, totally a real person. WAY TO BE, DAD.

Then, later, he saw the movie Philadelphia and I swear, it was like he was suddenly A Friend of the Gays (sort of). But I mean, hey! A character he liked had died! It was almost like he himself had known and cared for an HIV-positive gay person! ALMOST!