TWENTY-SIXTH JEWEL ◇ Pokemon Master [Video]

[kiramekisfinest]

[Rei is seen, front and center of the camera. He's dressed in a long tunic and pants and wearing a straw hat (under which his ponytail is carefully hidden.) Behind him is a squad of cheerleaders.]

Hey, losers. Rei Ijuin here. You know..the Rei Ijuin... Professor Ijuin's grandson? [Heh. He enlarges a pokeball from his belt and proceeds to spin

Comments

[mibu_alpha]

Watch that attitude, brat. Complacency only just becomes those who've earned it, and it certainly doesn't do anything for whelps like you.

We'll be there.

[kiramekisfinest]

Ha. Just because I'm so staggeringly fantastic doesn't mean you can automatically assume I haven't earned some of that greatness. You clearly still don't know who you're talking to.

I'm looking forward to it.

[mibu_alpha]

Just don't go crying to your family when we beat you. It's undignified.

[ofthestrings]

Mew? Meow meow mreeeeeeow?
Rei-san...? Why are you dressed like that? What's going on here?

[kiramekisfinest]

...A skitty? Ah..hello there.

[ofthestrings]

Prrrrrrrrt? Meeeeew...
You don't recognize me? I suppose that's to be expected...

Voice

[kanscientist]

Puff puff~ Jiggly puff, jig jiggly!

Now, Rei-kun~ That's no way to make friends!

Voice

[kiramekisfinest]

...? A jigglypuff..? Where's your trainer at?

[lol being lectured by a jigglypuff]

Voice

[kanscientist]

Puff, jiggly jigglypuff! Jiggly? ♥

I don't have one! Where's yours? ♥

Voice

[kiramekisfinest]

Er..I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying.

Ah. hang on. Maybe... [Sound of a pokeball opening.] You up for translating, Sotoi? [The pokemon gives a soft 'lux' in response.]

[shibuya_noise]

Stop it before I battle you with my foot in your face.

[kiramekisfinest]

Ahahaha! What a joke!

If you're not going to battle, take yourself and your empty threats elsewhere. You're wasting my time.

[shibuya_noise]

I'm telling you, don't fall into this BS...

[lil_lieutenant]

Mew? Mewmew?
Huh? Whatcha doin'?