[Drabbles]Fairyverse

Nov 13, 2010 22:55

Title: Fairy Fatale
Fandom: Kis-My-Ft2, ABC-Z, cameos...
Pairings: none really...
Rating: PG-15
Warnings: Unbeta-ed
Disclaimer: The boys aren't mine. Their asses are owned by JE.

A/N: It all started with the request in the "Trick or Treat" thread by shisaigas "Someone borrowed Goseki-sama's fairy wings for the costume party, not knowing that they were more than decoration... "



“I don’t see your problem, Fujigaya…you like Tinkerbell, don’t you? Now you two can kind of see eye-to-eye…isn’t that nice?” Kitayama smirks and looks at the tiny form of his band mate perched on his hand. A pair of softly glowing pink wings protrude from somewhere on the other’s back.

The tiny fairy kicks him but he barely registers it. “I hate you, Kitayama…help me get out of this mess again! I was just borrowing stuff from Gocchi’s costume closet for the Halloween party and suddenly I’m like this! What the hell does he keep in there?? Or rather, where does he get these things?”

Just then Fujigaya sneezed and a ton of sparkles - or at least Kitayama thought they were - flew up from the wings. A moment later his head banged against the ceiling. He was floating in the air. “Woah, what the hell did you just do?”

“I don’t know!” Fujigaya smirked though, “Though you have to admit that the Peter Pan image would suit YOU…”

“…okay screw you, let’s go find Gocchi…”

“I might get back to your offer of screwing me later…”

“Whatever…”

When Goseki returned to the dance room, he found everyone except for himself floating around in the air. He couldn’t suppress the amused smirk that tugged his lips up.

“Goseki Koichi!” Kitayama hung in front of him in the air, upside down, the little fairy Fujigaya in his hand. “Did you know that Fujigaya is allergic to it? He kept sneezing all over and everyone got hit by the dust that came off when he did…”

“What an amusing turn of events…”

Kitayama sighed, “Get us all out of this mess again and I’ll see to it that Yara gives you very special treatment for a whole day…”

Goseki contemplated the offer for a moment, “Tempting…plus I’d be curious to know what you’d have to do for that…”

“That’s my little secret…now…would you please?” he handed the little fairy - with a red nose and swollen eyes - to the other. “I’m kind of tired of floating…flying…whatever…and I think some of the little ones got sick in the room next door…Yokoo-san’s trying to clean it up…but I don’t know if he’s very successful with that.”

Once everything was back to normal, Kitayama - rubbing his backside because he’d come crashing down a little painfully - asked, “Where the hell did you get those anyways??” He’d handed Fujigaya - in normal size again - to Yokoo so that the other could treat their friend with some allergy medicine.

“Actually they weren’t mine…Tottsu got them from Ueda…and just gave them to me because he thought I’d be more interested in them…and that if he wanted any more he’d just ask Ueda for them…” Goseki answered.

Kitayama looked at the other for a moment and then walked away to find an ice-pack. He didn’t want to know. He really didn’t want to know.

Title: I do believe in fairies...I do! I do!
Fandom: Kis-My-Ft2, KAT-TUN and ABC-Z cameos...
Pairings: some hinted ones
Rating: PG-15
Warnings: Unbeta-ed
Disclaimer: The boys aren't mine. Their asses are owned my JE.

Prompt: "Dude, please, please write one where all of Kisumai are a little band of rainbow-colored fairies who flit around wreaking havoc and only Ueda can see them until ONE DAY..." - snowqueenofhoth



“Okay…out of all the things that have happened to us this is the worst thing ever…” red wings fluttering in irritation, Kitayama looked at the group of fairies in front of himself, especially the one wearing a mask and looking like he wanted to die. “I can’t believe I got the one fairy in the universe who’s allergic to fairy dust…”

Fujigaya glared at him with red, swollen eyes, sparkly pink wings twitching in annoyance, “Try to BE the one fairy in the universe with a fairy dust allergy if you’d like that better…”

“Stop fighting you two…and let’s figure out how to get out of this mess again…” Yokoo butted in between the two. “We can’t stay like this forever. What will people think if Kis-My-Ft2 just VANISHES like that while out in Chinatown??”

Kitayama pinched the bridge of his nose. “Well first things first…NEVER follow any advice from Senga’s dubious contacts again…if we’d never gone to that shop this would never have happened… two… the only person I could think of who could help us is…well the only one available I could think of is Gocchi…”

“They have work today, don’t they? Let’s go!” and the seven of them fluttered off to the station - hey even fairies would get tired flying long distance. So why not just sit in the train? They didn’t have to buy any tickets or so either and could just sit up on the bars. It wasn’t like anyone would notice them. They had discovered that nobody could see them earlier.

ABC-Z was hanging around in their changing room (for once because well there was no Kisumai changing room to invade). Hashimoto was actually doing homework, under the gentle but strict guidance of Totsuka. Tsukada was stretching and twisting his body into weird positions and Kawai was lounging around, reading his mails on his phone. “Aaah, Kisumai must be having too much fun…none of them are answering their mails… we cannot lose to them! Let’s make our next ABC-Z day out the best thing EVER!”

“Shut up Fumito…Hasshi is actually being able to concentrate on something for once…” Totsuka scolded gently.

Tamamori - and Miyata - who were perched up on Hasshi’s head in the youngest member of ABC-Z’s hat, comfortably, agreed. “Keep him still!” Miyata nodded, while Tamamori peeked over the side of the hat, “Though I don’t know whether it’s helping much. Baka~!” The words ‘baka’ formed on the paper written in pencil when some of Tamamori’s fairy dust fell down and Hashimoto blinked in confusion before erasing it.

Fujigaya snorted. “If only you knew, Fumikyun… I’d gladly switch places with you right now…if you think that being us is so much more fun…” He fluttered down and hopped around on the keys of the other’s phone causing Kawai to almost fall over in surprise and try and find out what was wrong with his phone all of a sudden.

“Where the hell is Goseki off to?” Kitayama looked around. He was fluttering around above Totsuka’s head. The fifth member of ABC-Z was nowhere to be seen. Before he turned over again he looked at the magazine Totsuka was reading. “Eh, Tottsu! There’s no way Japan’s gonna fare that bad in the World Cup! Be a little more optimistic!” He fluttered down to grab the other’s pencil and moved it towards a different direction, writing a different number over the one Totsuka had just written,

Totsuka looked at his hand but then shook his head. The day had been long it seemed.

Nikaido just watched as Senga tried to imitate some of the poses Tsukada was doing while being in the air and having a pair of wings to get in his way and Yokoo was walking and fluttering around the make-up table, trying to re-arrange things because according to him it was just such a huge chaos.

Just then the door opened and parts of KAT-TUN filed into the room. “Good job for today, everyone…Goseki-kun’s going to rest at home for a bit but he’s not seriously hurt. So you’re free to go home…we’ll continue rehearsal tomorrow.”

While the rest of the group talked, Ueda seemed to be more interested in the upper corner of the room. He squinted a bit before smiling in amusement.

Nikaido frowned, “Hey, can he see us?”

“Ueda! Nika, you’re a genius!” Kitayama shouted and they all fluttered down. “Ueda-senpai…” their whole group, rainbow sparkles and everything, floated in front of their senpai.

Ueda smiled and whispered softly, “It’s been a while since I’ve seen pretty fairies like you…”

Akanishi looked over and raised an eyebrow, “What the hell, Ueda…I thought you stopped that fairy stuff of yours. There are no fairies…everyone knows that…”

Nikaido shrieked when Senga’s wings stopped fluttering and the other dropped. He swooped down to catch his fallen friend. “Kenpi! Kenpi! What’s wrong???”

“…don’t they say that every time someone says that they don’t believe fairies exist in this world…a fairy dies…?” Miyata pointed out, remembering something like that having been written in a manga or said in some movie he’d watched.

Fujigaya nodded, “The only way to save him is to get people to clap or to say that they do believe in fairies! Quick! Someone do something!! Ueda-senpai!”

“Well everyone, good work today then…” Ueda started clapping and even though everyone looked a bit confused at first everyone followed suit and loud clapping was heard in the room. Senga opened his eyes again, wings regaining their glitter and glow.

“Nh…?” he blinked, a bit disoriented.

“He’s okay…”

Nikaido was fuming though and fluttered over to kick at Akanishi’s face and head but he knew the other couldn’t feel anything. “You! I’m going to…ugh…I…” suddenly something occurred to him and he smirked evilly, “Ooooh, no I know what I’ll do…” He crossed his arms, “I’m going to give you the worst hangover of your entire life…” He went after Akanishi as the other left, without the consent of his group.

“…ugh…everyone, follow the green fairy…we have to get Nika back before he does something stupid…” Yokoo sighed.

Ueda chuckled, “Isn’t it follow the white rabbit?”

“We’re making an exception this time…so you really can see us?” Fujigaya looked skeptical.

Ueda opened his palm with a smile and had Tamamori land on it. “I wish I could use you for my solo like this…I’m sure the fans would like it…”

All of a sudden all of Kisumai were really glad that their costume line-up for the KAT-TUN tour had already been decided on. “You’ll help us, Ueda-senpai…?”

“Uhm…I’m not sure? Maybe whatever was done to you will wear off soon? For now, let’s find Nikaido-kun…just in case something happens…”

None of them are surprised to find themselves in a club a little bit later. Akanishi is sitting in the VIP area, downing a shot of bright green liquid. Nikaido’s sitting on top of the bottle and is grinning as he watches Akanishi drink. “Your head will come alive at the sound of music tomorrow morning…” he chuckled and fluttered up as the other got himself another shot.

“Nika-chan!” Senga fluttered over to his friend and hugged him. “We were worried about you! Don’t fly off like that! What if something happened?”

“I did it for you, you idiot…don’t just…almost die on me!” Nikaido huffed.

Kitayama rolled his eyes, “You two…” He perched himself on a bottle of grenadine, while Fujigaya sat down on some sweet peach liquor bottle, Tamamori on lemon, Miyata grape, Yokoo orange and the only unoccupied bottle was a Blue Curacao one next to the absinthe that Nikaido was sitting on again.

“Great…we’re the alcohol fairies or what?” Fujigaya remarked.

Yokoo shrugged, “I’d rather sit up here than down on that filthy counter…or worse, the table… they don’t even have something to wipe it with…”

They went home later that night along with Ueda seeing that their bodies still hadn’t changed back to normal. At Ueda’s apartment though, an unexpected visitor was waiting, sitting on the windowsill and staring at the moon outside.

“Tatsuy- what the hell is floating around your head?” Kamenashi raised an eyebrow.

Ueda chuckled, “You didn’t notice them at rehearsal today? They’ve been around for a while. Or were you trying not to look towards my direction because of the person standing next to me?” He took off his jacket and sat down on his couch. “What brings you here? Hunger?”

Kamenashi huffed softly and went to inspect the little glowing dots flying around. “What the… aren’t they Kisumai?” he reached up and caught one of the fairies and looked at it. “This one looks like Tamamori…”

“Wah, Kamenashi-senpai!”

“…I knew he wasn’t human…I knew it…” Yokoo muttered.

The eyes of the KAT-TUN leader glowed red with interest. “Ueda…do fairies bleed?”

“Uhm…” Ueda was rising from his seat again.

“Eeek!” Tamamori flailed and suddenly he was sitting on top of Kamenashi, having grown to his full size again and with no sparkle and wings and anything. “Wah!”

With dull thuds the rest of Kisumai landed all over the floor of Ueda’s apartment. “Ow…”

“Hah, Tama-chan turned tables on Kamenashi-senpai…nice…!” Senga commented.

Nikaido, underneath Senga, snorted, “You like that don’t you, Kenpi?”

Senga just smiled down at the other innocently.

Kamenashi pushed Tamamori off himself carefully but didn’t let the other go very far. He looked at Ueda again with a small smile, “Lock your doors…I think I’ll take a while ‘eating’ tonight…but at least I won’t be bothering you any more than that…”

Ueda sighs and wonders in his head how having to deal with seven passed out kouhai in his apartment later that night or in the early morning will be less bothering than what usually happens within these walls. “At least let me join in…”

Kisumai are passed out all over the floor of their Shounen Club changing room the next day when parts of ABC-Z barge in. Totsuka stops short when he notices the unusual quietness of the room but pushes it aside when Kawai starts ranting.

“You guys wouldn’t believe what happened at the KAT-TUN tour rehearsal the other day…!”

Seven heads collectively roll over again with various variations of groans and moans. Fujigaya repeats his words from the previous day, the only sensible reply to Kawai’s request for attention. “If only you knew Fumikyun…”

Nakamaru appears in the door, “Yokoo-kun? You wouldn’t happen to have painkillers, would you?” He asks towards the general direction of a huddle in the corner he supposes is Yokoo.

“Uh…I might have…who needs them?”

“Well, Jin’s hangover is so bad he can’t even start to move his head anywhere…it’s a miracle he managed to get here in a cab…” Nakamaru sighed and rolled his eyes.

Nikaido just smirked and huddled closer to Senga.

group: kat-tun, group: abc-z, fairy verse, group: kis-my-ft2

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