[DAY 9] Wild Stallion
Title: Wild Stallion
Fandom: Kansai Johnny's Juniors (BAD, Veteran + Hamada), Kawai Fumito, Yamasaki Kunta
Pairings/Characters: Kiriyama Akito + Nakama Junta, implied Hamada + Bun + Ryuta (+ Kawai)
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None really...
Disclaimer: Not mine. Owned by J&A.
A/N: Actually I wanted to call this "Brokeback BAD" but that would've put the wrong focus. So instead have a Bill&Ted reference. *air guitars*
nudrive requested the following: "When Akito and Junta get a stallion and his harem, they're surprised to wake up the next day to Hamada, Ryuta, and Bun in the stables." - special thanks to koshifuri I'm told.
It had seemed like a really good deal. Horseback riding was all the rage and seriously, riding off into the mountains where nobody was there to judge them but mother-nature when they were alone and things went…certain directions. Renting horses was becoming a bit of a pain though so the two had been delighted to find a good deal advertised for horses.
To their utter surprise, they did not find just any stable boy at the farm they drove out to but Yamasaki Kunta himself. Apparently he was in the midst of doing one of his weird comedy acts for a rather special audience. A horse. When he came to his punch line, the horse started whinnying and it sounded like it was laughing very obnoxiously, which was joined by Kunta’s own laughter.
“Kunta, what the hell…?” was all Junta got out, while Akito was still too dumbfounded and was just pointed back and forth between Kunta and the horse (“Junta that horse has some weird sense of humor. Also, it’s laughing!”).
“Oh! Junta! Akito! I heard you were coming out. We got some real beauties for you. Oh and uh, I hope you don’t mind if it’s three horses. They don’t like to be separated. You can just take the other mare along as a spare if you want to? You know…as a pack-horse or something.”
A kicking sound could be heard from inside the stable. “Ahaha…she heard me.”
He led the pair down the rows of boxes until they arrived at a big one. It was shared by three horses, a strong, white stallion and two smaller mares. They didn’t look scrawny though (unlike the horse which had been with Kunta earlier) but sturdy and compact.
“You can take them out for a ride today and then sleep the night over it before you decide?” Kunta offered. “There are rooms upstairs over in the farm house where you can sleep. Everything’s provided in case you didn’t bring anything. Oh and the food’s pretty good.”
Junta looked at Akito. “Sounds good, right?”
Akito nodded, “Although I don’t trust Kunta, I guess we can give it a try. These three look nice to me. Especially the stallion and that slightly smaller mare. I’ll give them a thorough once over, alright?” He opened the door to the box and stepped inside. Junta waited by the door.
He raised an eyebrow when one of the mares seemed to edge away uncomfortable when Akito looked her over, much to the apparent amusement of the other two. The stallion looked like he was grinning. Could horses even grin? Junta furrowed his eyebrows. Maybe he’d been working too much lately. The fresh air would be doing him some good hopefully.
Once Akito had given the okay, they saddled the stallion and the bigger mare and took the other mare along for a ride out.
They returned in the evening and after rubbing down the horses - Akito had been sandwiched by the smaller mare and the stallion in the process and been given a thorough snuggling - the two retired into the farmhouse for the night.
The next morning, when they made their way over to the stable, a half-naked Kawai Fumito greeted them. He had hay stuck all over his hair. “Morning you, two. You might want to pick up some clothes. I think Kunta put them in the storage room down the hall.”
“Kawai-kun? What are you doing here? Did you sleep in the stables?” Akito asked.
“Ah, you could say that,” Kawai nodded and put on his shirt. “It happens once in a while.” He saluted and continued to put on his socks and shoes and whatnot.
Akito and Junta continued their way to the large box from the previous day to look at their-
“What the-”
“Oh my god, don’t look at me like that again you pervert!” Ryuta threw hay into Akito’s face the moment it appeared by the door.
Hamada just laughed from where he was sitting on a pile of hair, Bunichi snuggly pressed against his side. They were all stark naked.
“What are you guys doing here? And why are you all naked?” Akito stared at them and pointed at his friends. “Did you have a foursome with Kawai?”
“Nah, he had to rest his foot. Hama-chan played too rough with him last time.”
“…did I really need to know that?”
“Where are the horses?” Junta looked around. “There…aren’t any horses at this stable right now.”
Hamada tugged Bunichi off gently and stretched. He laughed softly when Bunichi rose as well and then flopped against his side again, tiredly nuzzling his neck. “It happens. Bun-chan, sit by yourself!” He stood up then and went over to lean on the door, looking at Akito. “You know, you shouldn’t tighten the saddle that much. It gives me back pains.”
“What the… don’t tell me I was riding you yesterday, Hama-chan!” Akito stared and then looked down, “Wait that kinda sounded dirty, didn’t it? Oh god all this innuendo!”
Junta looked at the group. Or well, he was looking pointedly at Ryuta. “How’d YOU end up in this?”
Ryuta shook his head, “I don’t even know!” He sighed. “It’s…It’s a long story.”
Cackling could be heard from down the corridor, followed by Kawai’s voice saying, “You just wanted to check out Hamada’s-”
“SHUT UP!”
Fandom: Kansai Johnny's Juniors (BAD, Veteran + Hamada), Kawai Fumito, Yamasaki Kunta
Pairings/Characters: Kiriyama Akito + Nakama Junta, implied Hamada + Bun + Ryuta (+ Kawai)
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None really...
Disclaimer: Not mine. Owned by J&A.
A/N: Actually I wanted to call this "Brokeback BAD" but that would've put the wrong focus. So instead have a Bill&Ted reference. *air guitars*
nudrive requested the following: "When Akito and Junta get a stallion and his harem, they're surprised to wake up the next day to Hamada, Ryuta, and Bun in the stables." - special thanks to koshifuri I'm told.
It had seemed like a really good deal. Horseback riding was all the rage and seriously, riding off into the mountains where nobody was there to judge them but mother-nature when they were alone and things went…certain directions. Renting horses was becoming a bit of a pain though so the two had been delighted to find a good deal advertised for horses.
To their utter surprise, they did not find just any stable boy at the farm they drove out to but Yamasaki Kunta himself. Apparently he was in the midst of doing one of his weird comedy acts for a rather special audience. A horse. When he came to his punch line, the horse started whinnying and it sounded like it was laughing very obnoxiously, which was joined by Kunta’s own laughter.
“Kunta, what the hell…?” was all Junta got out, while Akito was still too dumbfounded and was just pointed back and forth between Kunta and the horse (“Junta that horse has some weird sense of humor. Also, it’s laughing!”).
“Oh! Junta! Akito! I heard you were coming out. We got some real beauties for you. Oh and uh, I hope you don’t mind if it’s three horses. They don’t like to be separated. You can just take the other mare along as a spare if you want to? You know…as a pack-horse or something.”
A kicking sound could be heard from inside the stable. “Ahaha…she heard me.”
He led the pair down the rows of boxes until they arrived at a big one. It was shared by three horses, a strong, white stallion and two smaller mares. They didn’t look scrawny though (unlike the horse which had been with Kunta earlier) but sturdy and compact.
“You can take them out for a ride today and then sleep the night over it before you decide?” Kunta offered. “There are rooms upstairs over in the farm house where you can sleep. Everything’s provided in case you didn’t bring anything. Oh and the food’s pretty good.”
Junta looked at Akito. “Sounds good, right?”
Akito nodded, “Although I don’t trust Kunta, I guess we can give it a try. These three look nice to me. Especially the stallion and that slightly smaller mare. I’ll give them a thorough once over, alright?” He opened the door to the box and stepped inside. Junta waited by the door.
He raised an eyebrow when one of the mares seemed to edge away uncomfortable when Akito looked her over, much to the apparent amusement of the other two. The stallion looked like he was grinning. Could horses even grin? Junta furrowed his eyebrows. Maybe he’d been working too much lately. The fresh air would be doing him some good hopefully.
Once Akito had given the okay, they saddled the stallion and the bigger mare and took the other mare along for a ride out.
They returned in the evening and after rubbing down the horses - Akito had been sandwiched by the smaller mare and the stallion in the process and been given a thorough snuggling - the two retired into the farmhouse for the night.
The next morning, when they made their way over to the stable, a half-naked Kawai Fumito greeted them. He had hay stuck all over his hair. “Morning you, two. You might want to pick up some clothes. I think Kunta put them in the storage room down the hall.”
“Kawai-kun? What are you doing here? Did you sleep in the stables?” Akito asked.
“Ah, you could say that,” Kawai nodded and put on his shirt. “It happens once in a while.” He saluted and continued to put on his socks and shoes and whatnot.
Akito and Junta continued their way to the large box from the previous day to look at their-
“What the-”
“Oh my god, don’t look at me like that again you pervert!” Ryuta threw hay into Akito’s face the moment it appeared by the door.
Hamada just laughed from where he was sitting on a pile of hair, Bunichi snuggly pressed against his side. They were all stark naked.
“What are you guys doing here? And why are you all naked?” Akito stared at them and pointed at his friends. “Did you have a foursome with Kawai?”
“Nah, he had to rest his foot. Hama-chan played too rough with him last time.”
“…did I really need to know that?”
“Where are the horses?” Junta looked around. “There…aren’t any horses at this stable right now.”
Hamada tugged Bunichi off gently and stretched. He laughed softly when Bunichi rose as well and then flopped against his side again, tiredly nuzzling his neck. “It happens. Bun-chan, sit by yourself!” He stood up then and went over to lean on the door, looking at Akito. “You know, you shouldn’t tighten the saddle that much. It gives me back pains.”
“What the… don’t tell me I was riding you yesterday, Hama-chan!” Akito stared and then looked down, “Wait that kinda sounded dirty, didn’t it? Oh god all this innuendo!”
Junta looked at the group. Or well, he was looking pointedly at Ryuta. “How’d YOU end up in this?”
Ryuta shook his head, “I don’t even know!” He sighed. “It’s…It’s a long story.”
Cackling could be heard from down the corridor, followed by Kawai’s voice saying, “You just wanted to check out Hamada’s-”
“SHUT UP!”