I officially hate all people who get to eat bread. My desk is littered with sugarless candy wrappers and it's gotten to the point where I actually look forward to cooking my virtually tasteless dinners. And I'm always afraid I'm about to kill myself with undercooked chicken and bad sirloin burger. I have absolutely no confidence in my cooking.
a cosmetics saleslady swindled me into sitting down for a makeover. While she was doing my make-up, she said, "How long have you two been dating
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