Gluey Tart's Rock Your World Fandom Confessions

[kinukitty]

It's fandom confession week over at the Hooded Utilitarian, and do I have fandom confessions? Oh, yes I do. I have written about the obsession that started them all: Joe Perry. Ever ask yourself, what the hell is wrong with this woman? Step this way and read all about it.

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[golden_bastet]

You could say he was trying to do a Paul Newman with the sauce, and didn't quite get there. But John McCain? Wah, that's the end of childhood, there.

[kinukitty]

I was startled. There are probably other lifelong Republican guitar gods out there. It opened my eyes.

The sauce. It pains me to see Joe hawking sauce. This is selfish of me, I suppose. I tried to excuse the Web site by reminding myself that he didn't write anything on it, but that didn't work, because he put his name to it. Have I mentioned that I can be a tiny bit obsessive?

[rzyna]

Joe Perry is fucking sexy. And he ages like wine, he gets older, he continues to be sexy. Damn.

[kinukitty]

Joe Perry does still look amazingly good. I was thinking about how old he is, and I was kind of shocked. And '70s Joe Perry was the hottest thing ever. He's a genetic triumph.