Jon Stewart is calling the whole thing "Clustershag to 10 Downing" and I want you to write a "clustershag" fic.
Extra credit if you can work in: "David, your fish have no chips, Nick your bangers have no mash, and if I may say, both David and Nick, your dicks, both spotted. All right, let's move on."
Hufflepuff THE LIBERAL DEMOCRATS value hard work, tolerance, loyalty, and fair play. The house PARTY mascot is the badger, and canary yellow and midnight black are its colours. The Head of this housePARTY is the Herbology teacher Pomona SproutDEPUTY PRIME MINISTER NICKY CLEGG, and the house ghostPARTY PRESIDENT is The Fat Friar, AKA Rosalind Carol "Ros" Scott, Baroness Scott of Needham Market. According to Rowling, Hufflepuff corresponds roughly to the element of earth. The founder of this housePARTY is Helga Hufflepuff.
See, here we see three kinds of British people: the Robin Leach which we figure is like, 98% of you sitting around with your tea and your corgis and your polo or some shit.
Then there's the bad boy Brit, he's northern and probably wearing a kilt on his motorcycle and we just know we can make him change. He's also employed by the Empire and works on the Death Star with all the other British people.
And then three's the comedy Brit- watch any American comedy and there's bound to be one British person in one scene who's sole purpose is to say something so the Americans can go "SEE? WE'RE BETTER THAN THEM!!!"
There are two types of American: Burgers and Vegetabalians. Ie, your Southern "shoot it 'cuz it MOVED" type and your Paris Hiltons.
And then three's the comedy Brit- watch any American comedy and there's bound to be one British person in one scene who's sole purpose is to say something so the Americans can go "SEE? WE'RE BETTER THAN THEM!!!"
See, now, WE do that, but in reverse. Because, you know. You eat burgers or are Vegetablians.
Extra credit if you can work in: "David, your fish have no chips, Nick your bangers have no mash, and if I may say, both David and Nick, your dicks, both spotted. All right, let's move on."
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I do not want to admit how long this took me because it sucks, but I made you a present: NOW I TOO HAVE A CLEGG ICON WAAAAAHHEY.
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SJKLFJDKSLJFLAKJKLSHAKFSKFLAJDKSLJFKLAJSK
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Hufflepuff THE LIBERAL DEMOCRATS value hard work, tolerance, loyalty, and fair play. The house PARTY mascot is the badger, and canary yellow and midnight black are its colours. The Head of this housePARTY is the Herbology teacher Pomona SproutDEPUTY PRIME MINISTER NICKY CLEGG, and the house ghostPARTY PRESIDENT is The Fat Friar, AKA Rosalind Carol "Ros" Scott, Baroness Scott of Needham Market. According to Rowling, Hufflepuff corresponds roughly to the element of earth. The founder of this housePARTY is Helga Hufflepuff.
SEEMS RIGHT TO ME.
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Labour = Ravenclaw
We do not have a Griffindor, ATM. Anyone who's a Griffindor would be far too awesome to get into politics.
ALSO DID YOU SEE MY POST RE MEETING AMERICA ON LOLITICS, OUR BALD GUY IS BANGING YOUR EX-FLOTUS
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I DID SEE IT HE'S TOTALLY CHECKING OUT HER TWINS WHICH IS GOOD CAUSE YOU KNOW BILL AIN'T TOUCHING THEM.
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He totes wants a taste of her milkshake. *Throws up a little bit*
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Cleggosaurus is enough of a fairy without costumes, ya know.
I... I don;t know how to feel about that.
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If it makes ANY difference, listen to a little/a lot of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZEnfUDVxTs
then tell me what you think of Haguey's Yorkshire accent, because, ngl, melts me quite a damn bit.
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I'm afraid it doesn't do anything for me. I like my accents.. um.. thicker? And more Australiany. Like the Fully Sick rapper. Swoon.
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Meh. Uncultured. *JUDGES*
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See, here we see three kinds of British people: the Robin Leach which we figure is like, 98% of you sitting around with your tea and your corgis and your polo or some shit.
Then there's the bad boy Brit, he's northern and probably wearing a kilt on his motorcycle and we just know we can make him change. He's also employed by the Empire and works on the Death Star with all the other British people.
And then three's the comedy Brit- watch any American comedy and there's bound to be one British person in one scene who's sole purpose is to say something so the Americans can go "SEE? WE'RE BETTER THAN THEM!!!"
Everyone else is secretly French.
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And then three's the comedy Brit- watch any American comedy and there's bound to be one British person in one scene who's sole purpose is to say something so the Americans can go "SEE? WE'RE BETTER THAN THEM!!!"
See, now, WE do that, but in reverse. Because, you know. You eat burgers or are Vegetablians.
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I actually don't know how to shoot a gun and I'm not rich. WOE IS ME THE INVISIBLE AMERICAN NORMAL PERSON.
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I don't fit into your 3 party system either! CLEARLY THE FIX TO THIS IS A COALITION.
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(I think there is a firefox plugin that lets you be log into two accounts at once? IDK that might be useful.)
YES YES I CALL PRIME MINISTER!
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