I obey memes.

[kinkme]

If you see this, post a poem in your own LJ.
[seen on secret_weapon's LJ]

There was a young man from Bombay,
Who took a slow boat to China one day.
He was pinned to the tilla,
By a sex-starved gorilla,
And China's a bloody long way...

Paul Merton ~ HIGNFY

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[secret_weapon]

Hrm if I see this again do I have to do it again? D:

But speaking of rude limericks, does this remind you of anything?

There was an old man of Brienze
The length of whose cock was immense
With one swerve he could plug
A boy's bottom in Zug
And a kitchen maid's cunt in Koblenz