Kink Me! #34

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Kink Me! #34
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Welcome to Kink Me! Merlin #34! :D

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[anonymous]

Arthur/Merlin (endgame)

Around the campfire one night, the knights are telling raunchy stories, and somehow the topic of dirty talk comes up. Someone attempts to demonstrate, and is hilariously awful at it. It turns into a bit of a competition, with everyone taking their turn and trying to outdo everyone else. Some are obviously better than others (Gwaine) but the real shocker is when they press Merlin to take a shot at it, expecting hilarity, and he turns out to be really, really good - like, everybody-is-hot-and-bothered good.

Afterward, nobody can quite look at Merlin the same way anymore. Especially Arthur.

[agirlnamedtruth]

I really can't second this one enough!

[anonymous]

THIRDED SO HARD.

[anonymous]

FOURTHED!!!!!

[ext_1582402]

OMG, yes! I wanna read this too! Fifthed!

[anonymous]

Sixthed like a huge sixy sixy thing…

[anonymous]

Seventhed!

I so want to see this.

The Dirty Little Things You Say (1/?)

[anonymous]

"I was so enamoured of the Lady Lysa for weeks,” Owain laments, and a couple of knights around the fire nod, chuckling, no doubt recalling the way Owain had gone on and on about how her hair was the most captivating shade of brown and how he’d serve her on his hands and knees if it meant he could have just the one night with her. Arthur snickers at the memory, too. “When I finally convinced her to sleep with me, she insisted on wanting me to say the strangest things as I pleasured her. It was bizarre

The Dirty Little Things You Say (2/?)

[anonymous]

“So, did you, Owain?” Percival hastily changes the subject, much to Arthur’s gratitude. “Did you tell her just how much of a stallion you were

The Dirty Little Things You Say (3/?)

[anonymous]

“Forbidden honey,” Merlin manages by way of explanation, eyebrows furrowed

Re: The Dirty Little Things You Say (3/?)

[anonymous]

Oh my god, I'm the OP and NOTHING HAS EVER MADE ME HAPPIER than seeing this in my inbox!

Mercian mares!

I am dying of joy. Cannot wait for more!!! <333

Re: The Dirty Little Things You Say (3/?)

[anonymous]

I have 5k already written of this, and there's actually bonus porn because your prompt made my day. XD THANK YOU FOR POSTING IT.

The Dirty Little Things You Say (4/?)

[anonymous]

That makes Merlin pause, before he flashes a cheeky smile at Arthur, looking a little calculating. “So you want me to talk dirty to you, sire, eh

Re: The Dirty Little Things You Say (4/?)

[anonymous]

Oh my god, what a place to end! I'm in suspense. I love this! Can't wait for the next bit!

The Dirty Little Things You Say (5/?)

[anonymous]

Merlin has his eyes half-lidded, letting his messy fringe fall in his face. “I’m not going to lie, sir knight,” he starts, and how has Arthur never realised how deep Merlin’s voice is? “I like fucking. I like being pounded into until I can’t walk properly for days. I like being fucked deep inside so I’ll feel you when I do my chores, so that my knees hurt from you bending me over and taking me so roughly when I’m on all fours

The Dirty Little Things You Say (6/?)

[anonymous]

“Well, we were discussing dirty talk with women, earlier, sire,” Merlin says, drawing out his title in a filthy way that Arthur would never have imagined possible from Merlin, of all people. “So I’m going to describe how I’d fuck a man, since all of you insisted I contribute to this conversation