Kink Me! #24
Kink Me! #24
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Once Upon a Time in Massachusetts
Now…The screeching startled Merlin awake. Realizing what it was, he slumped and groaned, pulling the pillow over his head. What time was it ( ... )
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Then…
Arthur had plastered half of Boston with posters; Cat Missing: If Found, Call… And he had still more to put up. No word yet, though, and he was starting to give up hope.
This was the last thing he needed, really. First Professor Gaius had gotten sick, leaving his TA, Arthur, to take over his classes, then Morgana had the brilliant idea to come out to Father and throw Arthur under the bisexual bus, prompting threats of disownment, and then, oh then, Gwen had dumped him-for Lance, and now, on top of everything else, his fucking cat, who had barely ever even left the couch, had run away.
He only left the apartment these days to look for the stupid thing, and put Gary’s picture up on any space sturdy enough to staple a piece of paper to. He didn’t talk to anyone-besides Elena, who brought him food regularly, to make sure he wasn’t starving to death, and, of all people, Gwaine, who had shown up to help him with the posters ( ... )
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“Hello? I’m sorry, I can’t hear you.”
“Did I give you this number?” asked Arthur. “Because if I did, why the hell didn’t you call me yet?”
“Sorry, there’s music or something in the background, I can’t-”
“Wait wait wait, are you that guy my sister wanted to fix me up with?”
Gwaine nearly choked on his drink and started laughing. He was a much more level-headed drunk than Arthur, and he reached over to try and confiscate the cell phone, but Arthur dodged him.
“Sorry, I’m being attacked by a Pantene model,” Arthur told the guy on the other end of the phone. “Hang on.” He stumbled outside the pub and leaned on the brick wall of the building. “Okay, I’m outside. What is it?”
“I found your cat.”
Arthur nearly dropped the phone in his excitement. “Gary? You found him? Are you serious?”
“Yeah, sorry, I’ve had him for about a week ( ... )
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“Ah, look who’s decided to rejoin the living,” said Gwaine, shirtless as almost-always, pouring a cup of coffee.
“I hate you,” grumbled Arthur, bracing himself on the countertop. Gwaine slid the mug over to him. “I love you ( ... )
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The boys as daddies. My ovaries kind of imploded.
AND THE MYSTERY MACHINE. (I saw your anon!fail and I just want to say eee, you've been writing some of my favourite fluffy fills lately, and this looks like it'll be no exception. ADORABLE.)
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This:
“I saw Taken twenty-seven times, man-they’re going to sell us into a prostitution ring!”
and this:
“Arthur, you tried to tackle him, screaming ‘You stole the Mystery Machine!’”
are win.
Arthur and Gwaine are amazing, hahaha, and same to you, Anon. This is the cutest, funniest fic ever and I'm really excited for more :]
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I love Arthur and Merlin with baby! So sweet and funny.
And the "Then..." part was gold. I love Arthur and Gwaine's interactions and shenanigans.
Can't wait for more!
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Now...“Uncle Merlin, help!” cried Mason as Arthur snatched him up and let their combined weight push them both backwards into the surf ( ... )
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“Help!” Merlin yelled as he struggled. “Mason, come on!”
Mason narrowed his eyes at Merlin and bit into his sandwich with a look that said ‘Yeah, not so funny now, is it ( ... )
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Then…
Arthur hadn’t wanted to go. It was a luau, for Christ’s sake, in Massachusetts. But it was Gwaine’s birthday, so what had he really expected ( ... )
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“You can’t handle them as a couple just yet,” Merlin provided.
“Yes, yes, exactly.”
Merlin nodded absently, pursing his lips thoughtfully. Arthur stood on the edge of a precipice, a huge drop-off, he felt as though he’d topple right off, but the anticipation of Merlin’s words pushed up, keeping him on solid ground.
Finally, Merlin said, “I wish there was something for me to say. You know, advice, or something. But there’s not. There’s no real solution to your problem because it’s not like a disease or something to be cured or fixed, it’s just an experience. A pretty fucked-up experience, but I think you’ll be stronger for it eventually.” He shrugged, fiddling with the strap of his camera bag. “And you obviously loved her, and nothing all-bad can come of really loving someone. There’s a silver lining somewhere.” He grimaced. “God, this is ( ... )
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