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KINK KINK BANG BANG

Feb 05, 2010 21:14

All right, here is the MAIN POST for the Kiss Kiss Bang Bang kink meme!

The rules are thus:

-ONE prompt per comment. It may contain any pairing you like, any kink you like, any prompt you like, as long as it's nothing intentionally offensive ( Read more... )

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anonymous February 6 2010, 02:53:00 UTC

Harry's straight, but more importantly a shameless flirt. Perry's getting sick of the nicknames and the touching and there's really nothing worse than a "look how comfortable I am with my sexuality" straight guy with no concept of personal space. Perry decides to call Harry's bluff XD

mothergoddamn February 6 2010, 03:17:05 UTC

Also seconded.

Actually from now on I'm pretty much seconding EVERYTHING (except scat and sounding fics!)

anonymous February 6 2010, 13:14:20 UTC

Yes please. :D

anonymous February 6 2010, 02:54:57 UTC

Harry/Perry. Harry's a decidedly playful drunk. Perry is not.

anonymous February 6 2010, 03:05:41 UTC

Harry/Perry - Harry finally realizes the difference between the dreamgirl you always wanted and the person you never knew you needed. He does an extremely bad job attempting to explain this to Perry, who luckily manages to latch onto the idea that he's allowed to fuck Harry.

And he does so. xD

anonymous February 6 2010, 05:51:20 UTC

Do want!

igrab February 6 2010, 06:37:09 UTC

omg so many amazing prompts. so doing this.

Fill part 1/? anonymous March 29 2010, 01:20:56 UTC

Happily ever after is a fucking joke. After the movie ends, you’re just supposed to assume that boy and girl get married and have 2.5 kids and live happily behind a white picket fence and have garden parties and jello molds. And okay, maybe Harmony and I would never have had anything but the jello, but I still thought we could at least make happy work. Well, I mean I guess we did, but just not together. It’s just not…

Fuck!

You have no idea what I’m talking about. Okay: rewind, instant replay and all that shit. You saw the end of the movie, right? I mean, the end end, not the first end, since we seriously had like three. Damn it, I really suck at this. I mean the end where it looked like Harmony and I were going to be together BFF's forever and all that jazz. Yeah, that’s because we were. Together I mean. Until she became a lesbian.

Yeah, I know? Did you see that coming? Because I didn’t. I mean, what the fuck! But here’s how the shit went down.

“You’re really sweet, Harry. I mean really sweet, and that’s ( ... )

Thread 8

anonymous February 6 2010, 03:30:19 UTC

Harry/Perry. Sexting.

I imagine Harry's spelling is really bad, and Perry's very precise and sexy in his texts.

anonymous February 6 2010, 04:26:42 UTC

LOL I can just see that.

"hey bb wut r u waring ;)"
"What the fuck? Who taught you English?"

Seconded like crazy.

anonymous February 6 2010, 05:52:53 UTC

IRL LOL

thirded

anonymous February 6 2010, 13:11:29 UTC

ROFL. Fourthed like crazy.

Thread 8

anonymous February 6 2010, 03:36:33 UTC

Harmony/Harry/Perry threesome

anonymous May 8 2010, 21:26:36 UTC

THIS. Please anon, make it happen!