Dates that get sick at date parties is no bueno. D-Unit was gonna be alot of fun too

It takes college to remind you that there are still a lot of people that believe in creationism. Oddly enough, mostly women.

Like seriously, believing that evolution doesn't exist is like believing that the world is flat.

Someone tell me something interesting

This is amazing weather. The kind of weather which makes us go and buy a kiddie pool and put it in the DU lawn. And then wear swimsuits and sunbathe while sipping on beer cleverly hidden inside of sonic cups. Days like this truly make me happy.

Pearl Harbor is a shitty movie with one of the best soundtracks I have ever heard. Hans Zimmer is amazing.

I have club-level tickets to Billy Joel!

OUPD sucks so fucking much. Can you say ultimate cockblock? What is this no fucking visitation after 2 on weekends? Who the fuck cares except guys that are just fucking jealous? Jesus christ, nosey douchebags.

So I had this bet to do 20 shots last night. I only made 17. And woke up this morning a little hungover. Go figure

Everybody say hello to...

Cadet Dowd!!!


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It's 8 am and I am officially partied out